jeff's definitions

blacktop

The road. The street.
Street racers use this word for coolness.

Lets do this thing, 2 large on the blacktop Yite!!!

by Jeff July 22, 2003

ignospeach

Speaking or voicing an opinion about something you know nothing about.

See also ingoramous or bullshit artist.

When you are asked if an electric motor is and induction motor you say "yes it's all ball bearings".

by Jeff February 16, 2005

fade

a right hook to the jaw.to catch a fade is to get socked in the face.

That bitch K Douv was talking shit so he caught my fade.

by jeff March 20, 2005

Suck at life

1. (adj.) To be naturally unlucky. To suffer constant misfortune.

2. (v.) To make a decision which seems to be innocent, but actually leads to undesired consequences and often catastrophic misfortune.

adj: Bobby, who sucks at life, tripped and landed on the rusty, AIDS infected syringe.

v: Brian sucked at life when he made the decision to invest all of his money in Enron right before the huge scandal.

by Jeff October 26, 2004

spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!

The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.

by Jeff September 23, 2004

teh 1337 sauce

Meaning the coolest or the best.

"this pizza is teh 1337 sauce"

by Jeff April 9, 2005

shamz

the act of giving oral sex; usually by a stolle or a traulup.

that stolle just gave me some great shamz behind the dumpster.

by jeff December 7, 2004