jeff's definitions
To grab the bumper of a vehicle and be pulled. The classic definition would be performed in shoes on ice, but seasonal and regional variations may be done on dry land in roller skates. Exceedingly fun and dangerous.
I grabbed the bumper of Dago's '68 Charger and skitched as he did donuts in the parkinglot. My foot caught on a rock and I cracked my head open on the ice. Fuck.
by Jeff July 9, 2004
Get the skitchmug. It's when you are so bored that you scan your tits, convert it to a jpeg and then post it on newsgroups---preferably usenet.
Slutty Girl-1: Oh man, I am so freaking bored.
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
Slutty Girl-2: Ya I know. Either we should blow a random stranger or 'scan our tits.'
by Jeff September 12, 2003
Get the Scan your titsmug. A verb describing the best ejaculation a man can ever experience. Jizzaculation usually occurs from unbelievably hot women.
"That chick was so hot all I had to do was look at her and I jizzaculated."
"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."
"My girlfriend was wearing one of those butt-plugs that turns me on, that crap made me jizzaculate in like five seconds."
by Jeff September 5, 2005
Get the Jizzaculatemug. by Jeff February 18, 2004
Get the Punch the Devilmug. 
by Jeff November 2, 2003
Get the cuttymug. The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.
"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"
"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"
"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"
by Jeff April 15, 2005
Get the tattiesmug.