jeff's definitions

Breasticals

Ones breast looks like testicals.

That fucking kid has breasticals!

by Jeff March 20, 2005

Fraaop

Originated by a small group of Marines. Exclaims a great exclimation of something you like alot.

Davis: im getting a new Bently
Pain: Fraaop

by Jeff June 5, 2004

Dita Von Teese

Loves Anal sex, jewelry and LOVES being on the cover of every magazine. Loves attention and needs to be in the camera at all times. Bettie Page is her idol and wants to be just like her. Very overrated porn star and fetish model. Silicon breast. A natural blonde.

Cover of Playboy 2002.

by Jeff March 15, 2004

gine

Plural for girl, especially as an object of sex.

There was so much gine running around that club, it was sick!

by jeff March 21, 2004

souch

When one gets hit, punched, kicked, flicked, or otherwise has any type of physical harm done to ones anatomy. (male only)

Todd was souched by Marvin.

by Jeff May 5, 2005

xeroxed

Intoxicated

I was so xeroxed last night, I don't even know how that chick ended up in the hospital.

by Jeff July 18, 2003

kelp

Unkempt pubic hair most often associated with female prostitutes and homosexuals.

Guy:Did you see that guys balls?
Man:No. All that kelp got in my way.

by Jeff July 25, 2003