jeff's definitions

boontang

A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.

Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”

by Jeff April 5, 2005

Bnadwiched

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

by Jeff January 17, 2004

chillaxin

chillin and relaxing simultaneously

Me and my crew were just chillaxin at my house while sippin on some brewskis.

by jeff July 14, 2003

coal train

a black person

Bill Cosby

by jeff September 5, 2003

poodong

self explanitory.... someone who has poo on their dong usually the result of shoving their penis into someone's ass

hey there goes mr. poodong

by Jeff February 10, 2003

Pawnch

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

by Jeff February 18, 2004

apcn

Ass Packing Camper Noob

OMFG you APCN

by Jeff April 11, 2004