jeff's definitions

gruntwork

(adj): any type of labor that requires little to no training.
Simple work easy tasks, ETC


see also: grunt

Person A: I always get stuck doing the gruntwork!

Person B: What do you expect for minimum wage?

by Jeff May 18, 2005

on one

horny randy upforit madforit gaggingforit right-on-it etcetc

see above

by jeff May 4, 2003

pen16

the REAl 1337 speling of penis... or else a penis that is high tech

/\/\3 5() 1337. /\/\'/ Pen16 15 |31993|2 7|-|4/\/ U|2'5

pff, my pen16 is a penis AND a can opener!

by Jeff May 25, 2004

shlockmo

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.

Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.

by Jeff April 16, 2005

jd

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks

1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!

by jeff November 2, 2004

Colleen Haskell

By far, the hottest Survivor contestant, EVER

Dude, that Colleen is da Bomb.

by Jeff May 15, 2004

indelible

Using the adjective 'indelible' with a bad connotation. When you say something is indelible, you are saying that it is indelibly retarded. As in, the subject's stupidity leaves a lasting mark on you. It can also be used as a noun to describe someone who is indelible.

You left your car running in the parking lot for two hours unattended! You are indelible.

Stop being such an indelible.

by Jeff January 30, 2003