jeff's definitions

typhoon

The act of receiving fellatio, and causing the giver to laugh right as one orgasms, making semen come out the giver's nose.

I sucked his dick last night and he gave me such a typhoon, my nose still stings a little from it.

by jeff January 23, 2005

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

roxors my boxors

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

by Jeff July 16, 2003

Wisconsin whiskey wash

Taking a bottle of top shelf whiskey, shoving it inside your partners anus and unload the entire bottle. Now take cubes of cheddar and pop them in the brisket pipe and let it brew. By now your partner is drunk as f*ck releasing the cheese dip from the cob hole for you to enjoy.

Baby, I know it’s almost dinner but I sure could go for some of that Wisconsin whiskey wash right now.

by Jeff October 23, 2020

Scheldruped

To expierience a being of higher knowledge that will not only tell you what and how to do it, but show you how to do it.

I was working on an e-mail syncronization issue when I got stuck but i was Scheldruped

by Jeff March 25, 2004

the goods

Anything good, pussy, penis, boobies, weed, drugs, anything secretive.

When I called up my bitch for a booty call she gave me the goods like there was no tomorrow.

by Jeff December 30, 2004

weert

When someone goes to Chucke Cheese and wins tickets and buys a toy for his/her dog.

When she got weert she fell over and died.

by jeff May 13, 2005