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fade

a right hook to the jaw.to catch a fade is to get socked in the face.
That bitch K Douv was talking shit so he caught my fade.
by jeff March 20, 2005
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spongmonkey

The Spongmonkeys are a specie of animal, possibly alien, that have the ability to levitate, there are only two that we know of that are unnamed. This is their story:

Once a band of kittens were very popular and would perform songs of many types, the people loved them.
The Spongmonkeys became jealous of their talent and quickly threw together an act of their own about the moon, every warped person out there loved it and this little act even landed them a endorsement with Quiznos subs, needless to say, the Spongmonkeys hit the big time and became more popular then the kittens with little effort. What luck!
The Spongmonkeys should be greatful of their incredable luck and timing.
by Jeff September 23, 2004
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Ball Washer

A device avaliable for use on most private and public golf courses. You insert your dirty balls into the device, turn the handle a few times and they come out squeaky-clean!!1
Oh shit! my new NOODLE ball fell into the mud...better run it through the ball washer.
by JEff April 12, 2005
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flungacha

A person who consumes his own fecal matter.
Verb : That shit eater flungachas all day

Noun : Don't eat that shitwhat are you a flungacha
by Jeff November 9, 2003
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Free Mandela

v. To take a big poop. Dump. Shit.
"Sorry guys, I'll meet up with you later. I have to run home and Free Mandela."
by Jeff February 15, 2005
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The Kinks

1 awesome sound + 2 cool brothers = kinks 4-ever
I'll bust a cap in anyone who messes with Ray Davies.
by Jeff January 18, 2004
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ploote

Subsitute in for any offensive word.
Origionated in Il.
Lame-style: You are an asshole.
Ploote-style: You are a ploote.
by Jeff August 31, 2004
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