jeff's definitions

pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

by Jeff January 3, 2007

ronnie

slang term for heroin

"i just bought a gram of that ronnie and now i'm nodding out. i think i'm gonna puke."

by jeff August 11, 2008

redneck

a hillbilly from texas whos hard working and is called a redneck for show offy way of doing things like a texan.

hank hill and con from king of the hill show

by jeff January 23, 2005

Iron Giant

The Bohemoth located in a my hairy jungle of love

Oh My, how am i ever going to get that iron giant in my mouth?

by jeff December 11, 2003

down b

To give someone a sweet uppercut (in the style of Mortal Kombat.)

Yo, dawg, Plaks is such an asshole; so I gave him a down b and knocked his monkey ass down!

by Jeff May 15, 2004

Chub-Chub

The act of sneezing into anothers anus.

Dad: Time for chub-chubs Russel!
Son: No dad my nose hurts!
Dad: *Takes Russels head and forces between buttcheeks*
SNEEZE RUSSEL SNEEZE!!!!

by Jeff November 9, 2003

towardex

High Quality Service. Top of the line Hosting, and amazing customer service.

God Damn, Towardex makes my day.

by Jeff May 3, 2003