jeff's definitions

shlockmo

Shlockmo is a mix between shlocky and emo. Its a new type of genre sweeping the nation. Its a kind of gross hardcore. You can find shlockmo in bands like Norma Jean, The Bled and Zao.

Hey did you go to the latest STRUCK BY SILENCE show? They played their newest song and its super shlockmo.

by Jeff April 16, 2005

Slamtastic

Hittin', Bangin', Fly, Dope, etc.

Aw yeah!! That new Kool Keith CD is Slamtastic, yo!

by Jeff December 7, 2003

jd

1. a king, most often of the entire universe. anything he sees, smells, touches, or thinks about becomes gold.
2. owner of canucks

1. man you're so jd!
2. I WISH I WAS JD!

by jeff November 2, 2004

!

n. Symbol appearing (usually above one's head) when an unwelcomed outside party is seen.

When red, unwelcomed party will be pursued.

When yellow, odd noise or object will be investegated.

!
What was that sound?
!
I see him/her! It's the enemy!

by Jeff February 18, 2004

PNW

Short for Pacific North West

I heard that Kevin is going to be back in the PNW for Thanksgiving.

by Jeff August 11, 2004

fucking the proverbial dog

doing nothing to a great extent

Jeff: What are you doing there?
Dave: Fucking the proverbial dog. ie. fucking the well known dog. ie. legally useless

by Jeff April 9, 2003

Llama Dominatrix

Someone who derives pleasure from dominating a Llama (see ocotpod's definition)

See also Apologenetic

Sara is a Llama Dominatrix. She controls llamas for whatever means she sees fit.

by Jeff March 19, 2004