jeff's definitions

tatties

The point where one realizes that he or she is wasted-ass drunk. Also, the future sense of wanting to get drunk, summed up in one word.

"Man, I drank so much crown and coke...I was tatties by midnight!"

"Yo, what are we doing tonight?"
"Tatties!"

by Jeff April 15, 2005

Yettles

1.) The words of a confused dutch boy talking about the delicious treat "Yodels" made by Drakes Cakes.

2.) Something that you ask if Nabisco makes during a prank phonecall.

"¿What the fuck are yettles?"

by Jeff June 20, 2004

Pecker-Wood

a white person that is trash

fuck that pecker-wood he's white trash man.

by jeff April 20, 2005

red sky at mourning

a metalcore band straight out of smalltown ,california (a.k.a Orinda). comibing the soothing sounds of bane, and the intensity of miles davis

put a gun to my broken heart, and stare through me as you pull the trigger - to yobtar with love-----off of the Guns Of Autumn E.P.

by Jeff May 13, 2005

Brittilicious

Compound term: "Britt" + "Delicious" -- A quality or condition embodying a unique savory aspect derivative of the imput or influence of Britt herself.

That story was a ficticious, Brittilicious, creation.

Those brownies were Brittilicious.

by Jeff February 13, 2005

drive by braille

Driving drunk or tired until you hit the rumble strip, dirt, bushes, and or small child on the side of the road, then instinctively pull back into your respective lane.

I was so drunk after the party i had to drive by braille to get home.

by Jeff December 20, 2004

PDU

You know when teachers tell you to stop the PDA? The Public Displays of Affection? Well this is somewhat like that, except it stands for Public Displays of Undergarments. If you know someone who has already been attacked by this disease, please, just yell at them like this: "Hey! I can see your panties/underpants!"

1. Sheesh, keep your pants on.. or else we might have some PDU on our hands.
2. 'Can you stop this PDA business?' 'Can you stop your PDU?'
3. PDU? What the fizzle are you talking about?

by Jeff November 4, 2004