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You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.
*ring* *ring*
B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?
B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?
by Jeff November 17, 2004
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Term given to male college students who are jocks, gym-rats, beer-drinkers or business majors. They generally attend frat parties and always wear a collared shirt tuck neatly into thier pants. Hambones will engage in debates with other hambones that consist of "which are the best Dave Matthews Band lyrics" or the cheapest place to buy a "30-rack of Pabst Blue Ribbon." You can spot hambones driving Jeep wranglers and at the gym discussing with their hambone buddies about the girl they hooked up with the night before.
by Jeff May 13, 2005
Get the hambone mug.A homosexual man’s derogatory term for the brown love hole (aka: anus; rectum; wormhole). Boontang is a modification from the Latin word “Poontang” and is influenced by the recent “Politically Correct” movement.
Patrick: “Wow, look at that meat popsicle!”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”
Gerald: “I’ll tell you what; I would tongue his boontang for $2.”
by Jeff April 5, 2005
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