jeff's definitions

mmf

mmf, is the leet, or 1337 term for the sound of a muffled climax produced by one (male) wanking.

Omg dude, did you see that chick at the show? She was teh sexiest, I was like mmf...mmf..mmf all afternoon.

by Jeff July 27, 2004

toasted

Extremely intoxicated.

She went to the bar and just got toasted.

by jeff March 21, 2004

nitrox

A mixture of nitrogren and oxegyn that you would breathe if you were to go scuba diving below a certain depth

NITROX!!!! its yummy to breathe!

by Jeff February 4, 2004

mmmable

jewels cj - she's a superstar

jewels, you're so mmmable

by jeff May 28, 2003

hot bryan

You're chatting with a girl, everything seems to be going well, and eventually she asks for your phone number. A few days later, you get a call from the girl, but it turns out she is asking for homework help.

*ring* *ring*

B: Hello?
J: Hey, this is Jamie!
B: Hey! How's it going?
J: ... Have you done the physics homework yet?

by Jeff November 17, 2004

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak

Klingon for: today is a good day to die

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak, muther fucker

by Jeff May 15, 2004

emu

a Kevinism. n. an emo

Dude that guys a fuckin emu.

by Jeff November 9, 2004