jeff's definitions

derf derf revolution

More fondly refered to as "derf" or "derf-derf" he is the most idiotic and worthless kid in my psych class. He laughs at everything you say to him which more often than not is an insult, usually referring to his step-mom who has fake titays.

hey derf, you ever see your moms fake boobs? cause you are worthless like that

by Jeff January 31, 2005

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak

Klingon for: today is a good day to die

Chegh'Chew Jaj'Vam Jaj'Kak, muther fucker

by Jeff May 15, 2004

poodong

self explanitory.... someone who has poo on their dong usually the result of shoving their penis into someone's ass

hey there goes mr. poodong

by Jeff February 10, 2003

Bnadwiched

To be krashed by the Lady Godiva Memorial Bnad from all sides.

Oh man did that CSC180 lecture ever get bnadwiched! Good idea going in both entrances.

by Jeff January 17, 2004

gruntwork

(adj): any type of labor that requires little to no training.
Simple work easy tasks, ETC


see also: grunt

Person A: I always get stuck doing the gruntwork!

Person B: What do you expect for minimum wage?

by Jeff May 18, 2005

apcn

Ass Packing Camper Noob

OMFG you APCN

by Jeff April 11, 2004

Pawnch

v. A very powerful punch; usually used against Jeep vehicles and dinosaurs.

"Chaz just totallyed PAWNCHED that triceratops."

by Jeff February 18, 2004