jeff's definitions

San Simeon

A state of euphoria in which a person, no matter how bad things seem, is always calm. In San Simeon a person lives to have fun and gives no regard to the bad thigns in life.

"Whereever I go, wherever i stay, my will alwyas be...San Simeon"

GOLDFINGER

by Jeff September 5, 2004

roxors my boxors

leet exclamation of happiness about a person, place, thing, or idea. Stems off of 'rox my box' where box would symbolize a computer tower.

Dude: omfg you roxor my boxors
Dudette: omfg wanna teh mack out?

by Jeff July 16, 2003

Jizzmagorical

Something that is extremely great, or extremely pleasureable.

"I saw this chick the other day, she was so hot she was jizzmagorical"

"Them spinners on them twankies are jizzmagorical"

by Jeff September 13, 2003

Porsched

The sexual reaction one might have upon sight of a Porsche.

When i saw it drive by i was totally Porsched

by Jeff March 14, 2004

the shocker

2 in the goo, 1 in the poo.

2 in the giney, 1 in the hiney.

2 in the squack, 1 in the back.

2 in the bush, 1 in the tush.

Self explanatory.

by Jeff July 12, 2003

ultimate frisbee

A great game played with a frisbee invented by Joel Silver and Buzzy Hellring at Columbia High School in Maplewood, NJ in 1968.

Let's go play some ultimate!!!

by Jeff April 8, 2003

the birds and the bees

The explanation of sex usually coming from a parent to a son or daughter.

Mom, do we really have to talk about the birds and the bees?

by Jeff October 8, 2003