james savik's definitions

poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.

Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.

by james savik November 5, 2023

queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008

mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.

In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.

by james savik February 1, 2008

Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.

There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.

by james savik January 3, 2023

obama-gasm

The state of rapture displayed by democrats and liberal pundits over the prospects of Barak Obama in the 2008 Presidential race.

Did you see the old hens on "the View" having Obama-gasms this morning? It was embarrassing.

by james savik February 14, 2008

Unicorn

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.

Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.

by james savik August 28, 2020

wiki-snob

Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.

Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.

Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.

by james savik March 30, 2008