james savik's definitions

Unicorn

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.

Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.

by james savik August 28, 2020

douchetacular

A spectacular example of a douche bag.

No one can deny that Kanye's begging money from Mark Zuckerburg was simply douchetacular.

by james savik September 10, 2016

a blow

A rest or break- used by Southern football coaches. Somewhat archaic.

Joe! Get in there and give Terry a blow at linebacker. He's missed three tackles in a row.

by james savik February 6, 2008

mall punk

Gay adolescent or young man that cruise malls looking to get laid or turn tricks and make some cash off of a mall troll.

Eric has turned into such a mall punk. I've seen him leave with at least a dozen mall trolls and he's always got cash now.

by james savik September 24, 2009

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022

stepford fags

A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.

neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?

neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.

neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.

by james savik April 24, 2008

poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.

Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.

by james savik November 5, 2023