james savik's definitions

Unicorn

A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.

Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.

by james savik August 28, 2020

wiki-snob

Academics who feel that anything found in the wikipedia is suspect because it wasn't written by a committe of fat-cat, overpaid, grant-hogging professors whose prusuit of pseudo science is endandering science funding everywhere.

Don: Don't cite the wikipedia in Dr. Patterson's class. He's such a wiki-snob that he will trash everything you have to say.

Ron: He's such a crappy teacher that the only way they can get anyone to sign up for his classes is to put "to be announced" on the instructor line of the schedule.

by james savik March 30, 2008

TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.

Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?

by james savik October 30, 2017

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022

FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.

Bob: Your email address isn't [e-mail]?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.

by james savik December 5, 2022

go mustang

1. To become an officer after serving as enlisted. Origin: military.

2. Go renegade and betray friends and allies

1. Corporal Hanson is sure to go mustang if he stays in. He's smart and has his shit wired high and tight.

2. In 1990 Iraq went mustang and screwed over all of her allies when they invaded Kuwait. Origin: uncommon slang.

by james savik September 18, 2015

Nugget

Military in origin. Describes a rookie aviator or junior officer in the Navy or Marine Corps.

"How are your nuggets working out?"
"They'll be fine when they figure out that they're in the fleet now and can forget the Mickey-mouse shit and concentrate on the job."

by james savik September 6, 2020