james savik's definitions

a blow

A rest or break- used by Southern football coaches. Somewhat archaic.

Joe! Get in there and give Terry a blow at linebacker. He's missed three tackles in a row.

by james savik February 6, 2008

mall punk

Gay adolescent or young man that cruise malls looking to get laid or turn tricks and make some cash off of a mall troll.

Eric has turned into such a mall punk. I've seen him leave with at least a dozen mall trolls and he's always got cash now.

by james savik September 24, 2009

stepford fags

A gay couple who are nice, sexless and nonthreatening. Typically they live in the suburbs, have an immaculate house and yard and don't scare the neighbors while they are in fact just as much a slave to heterosexual establishment as everyone else.

neighbor 1: Did you invite the Stepford Fags to the BBQ?

neighbor 2: Naw the wife did.

neighbor 1: Great! They can talk up the women while we put down a few beers.

by james savik April 24, 2008

queer as a football bat

Describes a flamboyant homosexuals manner and dress. Origin: 70's slang, South Eastern US.

Oh Jeff is queer as a football bat but he's so nice most people don't care.

by james savik February 4, 2008

poverty porn

Porn that is made by people who wouldn't ordinarily do porn, but seriously need the money. This explains why some people who appear in porn but obviously have no idea what they are doing.

Dave: That chick Taylor is so hot. She made the whole DVD worth buying.

Sean: I heard she was doing poverty porn to get her transmission fixed.

by james savik November 5, 2023

mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.

In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.

by james savik February 1, 2008

savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.

Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.

by james savik November 16, 2018