james savik's definitions

Dicker

Military slang. A Dicker is a civilian who secretly works against the military by reporting their positions and providing intelligence to insurgents. They often use cell phones to spot for snipers, suicide bombers and command detonated IEDs (Improvised Explosive Devices).

The local Dicker thought he was going to be smooth and line up our mess truck for a mortar attack. We moved it right after sunset and the empty parking lot took a dozen rounds of Russian 120.

by james savik July 4, 2022

FU-Mail

An email address you give to fuk-twats, so they can't spam you.

Bob: Your email address isn't [e-mail]?

Mo: No, it's an FU-Mail address.

by james savik December 5, 2022

go mustang

1. To become an officer after serving as enlisted. Origin: military.

2. Go renegade and betray friends and allies

1. Corporal Hanson is sure to go mustang if he stays in. He's smart and has his shit wired high and tight.

2. In 1990 Iraq went mustang and screwed over all of her allies when they invaded Kuwait. Origin: uncommon slang.

by james savik September 18, 2015

TARD

TARD an acronym for Trump Acceptance/Rejection Disorder. A serious contagious mental disorder that spreads by contact with fake news and communist university professors.

Have you noticed all the anti-Trump definitions being submitted by TARDs?

by james savik October 30, 2017

obama-gasm

The state of rapture displayed by democrats and liberal pundits over the prospects of Barak Obama in the 2008 Presidential race.

Did you see the old hens on "the View" having Obama-gasms this morning? It was embarrassing.

by james savik February 14, 2008

Arkancided

A suspicious suicide of a person who is set to testify in court against powerful government officials, agencies, or their billionaire patrons. This happens when a person is not in federal custody.

There have been so many people Arkancided since the nineties, it can't be a statistical anomaly. People just don't shoot themselves three times in the head with a revolver.

by james savik January 3, 2023

mall troll

Fat 40ish closet queens, possibly a republican congressman or TV evangalist, who hang out in malls trying to pick up boys and young men.

In a vice sweep last week, the police arrested a dozen mall trolls including a preacher, city councleman and a man waiting while his family bought back to school clothes at Sears.

by james savik February 1, 2008