Definitions by jam

road trip 

Visiting my fucking in-laws on psychotropic drugs.

We better pack plenty of mushrooms for the road trip to your parents. Then the utter shit that comes out of their mouths might make some sense.

road trip by jam July 11, 2003

road rules 

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

road rules by jam July 9, 2003

billboard 

Large distraction along busy highways usually displaying things I love and conservation bible toting Christians hate (i.e. cleavage, booze, cigarettes and tight asses)

Officier, I wouldn't have rear ended that car if I wasn't staring at those hugh tits on the Trump Marina Billboard.

billboard by jam July 3, 2003

jc juice 

the holy spirit,... that energized feeling you get about Jesus!!!

I got the JC Juice and I'm Jc juicified!!!

jc juice by jam July 1, 2003

jank 

messed up, stupid, wierd, confused, pretty much anything!!!

what jank?!!
Now that's janked!

jank by jam July 1, 2003

diamond

An over priced old rock that gets you laid until the effect wears off. Bigger is better.

My girlfriend wouldn't have anal sex with me until I gave her a diamond ring.

diamond by jam June 23, 2003

faglicious 

So fag, yet so delicious!

That guy's sweet ass is so faglicious!

faglicious by JAM April 17, 2003