jam's definitions

hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003

jank

messed up, stupid, wierd, confused, pretty much anything!!!

what jank?!!
Now that's janked!

by jam July 1, 2003

tragic

The 43rd President of the United States.
See Dubya

It was a tragic day for America when the Supreme Court inadvertently declared George W. Bush as President.

by jam July 17, 2003

Spricket

(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".

Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.

by JAM October 30, 2003

lucky pierre

Coyote found in NYC's Central Park on April Fools Day in 1999; he now resides in the Queens' Zoo.

(this entry was written in October of 2004)

"The trickiest New Yorker coyote on record was a 43-pound male named Luck Pierre who in 1999 led reporters, police officers, photographers, park rangers, tourists, and at least one helicopter pilot in a chase across Central Park" -- NY Times, City Section, Sunday October 3, 2004.

by jam October 7, 2004

SimplyJAM

SimplyJAM Productions. South Florida based promotion company and booking agency for local bands.

SimplyJAM runs the best mutherfuckingshows around.

by Jam February 11, 2004

yayiss

An exclamation of delight; derivative of "yes"

Ben: I've got a spare ticket for Glastonbury for you.
Jem: Yayiss!

by Jam January 1, 2004