jam's definitions

vista

A state of being fucked up passed "Mega Baked". So baked that you are near retarded!

Freddy is so fucking ripped that he's at Vista.

by JAM May 16, 2004

buffalo fart

The act of shooting your bowl of weed out of the pipe, bong, or smoking device by coughing while taking a fat ass rip.

Fuck dude - you buffalo farted.

by JAM May 16, 2004

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

by JAM May 16, 2004

Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.

Hey - its Shakey Jake!

by JAM May 16, 2004

geigh

Someone who is "geigh" is usually homosexual, it is loosely linked to the word "gay" (male homosexual) although it has, albeit rarely, been known to be used with reference to lesbians (female homosexuals) as well.

"He is always going on about how he likes the look of guys' bodies - maybe he is geigh"

by jam June 3, 2004

lucky pierre

Coyote found in NYC's Central Park on April Fools Day in 1999; he now resides in the Queens' Zoo.

(this entry was written in October of 2004)

"The trickiest New Yorker coyote on record was a 43-pound male named Luck Pierre who in 1999 led reporters, police officers, photographers, park rangers, tourists, and at least one helicopter pilot in a chase across Central Park" -- NY Times, City Section, Sunday October 3, 2004.

by jam October 7, 2004

Aras

1. Crazy, _____ boy (Where the blank may change to describe the current Aras in a non-insulting matter)
2. One who is very curious or inquisitive (See also Inquisitor)
3. One who does not use logic

Oxymoron: Logical Aras

by JAM November 8, 2004