jam's definitions

road trip

Visiting my fucking in-laws on psychotropic drugs.

We better pack plenty of mushrooms for the road trip to your parents. Then the utter shit that comes out of their mouths might make some sense.

by jam July 11, 2003

Spricket

(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".

Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.

by JAM October 30, 2003

jank

messed up, stupid, wierd, confused, pretty much anything!!!

what jank?!!
Now that's janked!

by jam July 1, 2003

tragic

The 43rd President of the United States.
See Dubya

It was a tragic day for America when the Supreme Court inadvertently declared George W. Bush as President.

by jam July 17, 2003

hepcat

A musician who rocks at jazz.

That hepcat played an amazing solo during A Night in Tunisia.

by Jam February 11, 2004

jc juice

the holy spirit,... that energized feeling you get about Jesus!!!

I got the JC Juice and I'm Jc juicified!!!

by jam July 1, 2003

loser kids

A branch of the rich kids that broke off because they saw through the bullshit. They often mock the Rich kids by singing La.x

The loser kids sing, "and then go
do my shoes match my shirt?
does my shirt clash with my pants?
do my pants match my eyes?
do my eyes look good tonight?
will this place be cool enough?
your hair looks oh, so tough
this looks so good for us
tonight my money's gonna buy me love"

by Jam December 1, 2004