jam's definitions

faglicious

So fag, yet so delicious!

That guy's sweet ass is so faglicious!

by JAM April 17, 2003

Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.

Hey - its Shakey Jake!

by JAM May 16, 2004

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

Mongo

Stands for Money Or Nothing Goes On.

Originates from Mongo member of UK hiphop group Mud Family.

A Mongo Situation

by Jam December 12, 2003

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

by JAM May 16, 2004

yayiss

An exclamation of delight; derivative of "yes"

Ben: I've got a spare ticket for Glastonbury for you.
Jem: Yayiss!

by Jam January 1, 2004

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004