jam's definitions

murtaza

A very cool guy.. too tall and a lazy butt

get up you MURTAZA!!!

by jam March 31, 2005

Chrome

A can of spray paint used by graffiti artists. Chrome is a favoured colour for painting with due to it's varsatility. Particulary one brand of can called an "XXXL Chrome" It's f**king massive. "XL Chrome" for short.

"I stepped up to the train with a chrome and painted my name"

by Jam November 9, 2004

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004

Aras

1. Crazy, _____ boy (Where the blank may change to describe the current Aras in a non-insulting matter)
2. One who is very curious or inquisitive (See also Inquisitor)
3. One who does not use logic

Oxymoron: Logical Aras

by JAM November 8, 2004

geigh

Someone who is "geigh" is usually homosexual, it is loosely linked to the word "gay" (male homosexual) although it has, albeit rarely, been known to be used with reference to lesbians (female homosexuals) as well.

"He is always going on about how he likes the look of guys' bodies - maybe he is geigh"

by jam June 3, 2004

Spricket

(N.) Otherwie known as the: "camel cricket" because of their slightly humpbacked appearance. Their long legs give them a spider-like appearance and allow them to jump quite far. Unlike most cricket species, camel crickets do not "chirp".

Dad, kill those damn sprickets with a shoe.

by JAM October 30, 2003

tragic

The 43rd President of the United States.
See Dubya

It was a tragic day for America when the Supreme Court inadvertently declared George W. Bush as President.

by jam July 17, 2003