jam's definitions

vista

A state of being fucked up passed "Mega Baked". So baked that you are near retarded!

Freddy is so fucking ripped that he's at Vista.

by JAM May 16, 2004

faglicious

So fag, yet so delicious!

That guy's sweet ass is so faglicious!

by JAM April 17, 2003

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

by JAM May 16, 2004

lucky pierre

Coyote found in NYC's Central Park on April Fools Day in 1999; he now resides in the Queens' Zoo.

(this entry was written in October of 2004)

"The trickiest New Yorker coyote on record was a 43-pound male named Luck Pierre who in 1999 led reporters, police officers, photographers, park rangers, tourists, and at least one helicopter pilot in a chase across Central Park" -- NY Times, City Section, Sunday October 3, 2004.

by jam October 7, 2004

hepcat

A musician who rocks at jazz.

That hepcat played an amazing solo during A Night in Tunisia.

by Jam February 11, 2004

jc juice

the holy spirit,... that energized feeling you get about Jesus!!!

I got the JC Juice and I'm Jc juicified!!!

by jam July 1, 2003

geigh

Someone who is "geigh" is usually homosexual, it is loosely linked to the word "gay" (male homosexual) although it has, albeit rarely, been known to be used with reference to lesbians (female homosexuals) as well.

"He is always going on about how he likes the look of guys' bodies - maybe he is geigh"

by jam June 3, 2004