jam's definitions

The 1-2-3 Test

The test given to an extremely drunk chick to see if she is fuckable. Involving lifting and dropping her arm 3 times to see if she is cohearant.

Freddy pulled that 1-2-3 Test on that drunk chick and then made out with her.

by JAM May 16, 2004

road rules

Just stay out of my fucking way.

The Humungous of the Wasteland should have followed the road rules while chasing Mad Max.

by jam July 9, 2003

gothics

Suicidal, depressive, self-harming, anti-social, 'i want to kill myself', attention seeking beings.

4 out of 5 have suicidal visions, carve messages into their skin (can you say infection), bookmark rotten.com and ogrish.com websites, take prozac, and second look anyone who walks past them - they want to see if you are looking at them due to being attention seekers.

Usually unhealth in apperance (usually fat or skinny), pale skinned, walk like zombies and wear more makeup than britney spears at the mtv music awards.

unhealthy
anti-social
self-harming
weird
sicko's
prozac
attention seekers

by jam November 18, 2004

Pro Tools

The world's leading recording technology.

I used Pro Tools to record and mix my new CD.

by Jam February 11, 2004

geigh

Someone who is "geigh" is usually homosexual, it is loosely linked to the word "gay" (male homosexual) although it has, albeit rarely, been known to be used with reference to lesbians (female homosexuals) as well.

"He is always going on about how he likes the look of guys' bodies - maybe he is geigh"

by jam June 3, 2004

Aras

1. Crazy, _____ boy (Where the blank may change to describe the current Aras in a non-insulting matter)
2. One who is very curious or inquisitive (See also Inquisitor)
3. One who does not use logic

Oxymoron: Logical Aras

by JAM November 8, 2004

jank

messed up, stupid, wierd, confused, pretty much anything!!!

what jank?!!
Now that's janked!

by jam July 1, 2003