jam's definitions

vista

A state of being fucked up passed "Mega Baked". So baked that you are near retarded!

Freddy is so fucking ripped that he's at Vista.

by JAM May 16, 2004

Mumbo Sauce

Sweet sauce similar to bar-b-que sauce typically served with fried chicken wings at chinese take out joints in da'hood.

While speaking through a little hole in bullet proof glass at the all night chinese joint, "Yo I want six wings fried extra hard with mumbo sauce".

by Jam November 22, 2003

hermione granger (emma watson)

A very clever girl in harry potter films and books.
she also has muggle parents witch were asolted in the first film.

hermione granger is clever that ron

by jam December 4, 2003

outer toons

The world's only cartoon band, performing over 100 cartoon theme songs live and original cartoony music too. Insanely talented professional musicians in costumes having fun.

What are you doing tonight?
Dude, I'm going to see the Outer Toons!

by jam February 22, 2009

Shakey Jake

A person being so completely stoned out of their mind from only a few hits of Mary J. Thus causing them to lose control of their normal functions and begin a state of constatnt shaking.

Hey - its Shakey Jake!

by JAM May 16, 2004

murtaza

A very cool guy.. too tall and a lazy butt

get up you MURTAZA!!!

by jam March 31, 2005

hepcat

A musician who rocks at jazz.

That hepcat played an amazing solo during A Night in Tunisia.

by Jam February 11, 2004