j's definitions

crespin

a super dooper guitarist currently working his magic in violethigh (www.violethigh.com)
much loved across the board

i wanna be just like that crespin guy from violethigh

by J March 8, 2005

Ricer

An Asian-make car that has decals, wheels, lights, spoilers, and mufflers that probably make only 50 more horses than stock.

Ricers lead to Hot Import Night which is a good thing. :-D

Civic, Civic, Civic.

by J September 28, 2004

Sleep Talker

A sexual act where-by the male forces his erect penis into the females mouth while she sleeps, thus making her sleepy sighs sound muffeled and distorted.

Bill couldn't hide his guilt as he heard Sally sleep talk.

by J May 3, 2005

shizzwet

the sweat that builds up between the bottom of your nutsaq and your anus when your holding in a shit. Caused by over exertion of the sphincter muscle.

Man I gotta get to a bathroom or this shizzwet is gonna start dripping down my leg!

by J January 10, 2004

creationist

a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.

God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!

by J October 16, 2003

britishing

Britishing: paying real world dollars to people for cyber-sex, then player killing them as you climax.

After a long night of britishing, my i had a nasty case of rawdick.

by J August 6, 2003

shebang

a post-operative transexual prostitute

how much for the shebang with the blond hair?

by J October 17, 2003