399 definitions by j

1. noun; In B/D and S/M, the woman who is dominant.
2. noun; Proper title of dominant woman in B/D and S/M relationship.
1. I am a dominant Mistress who is looking for a submissive slave to play with.
2. My name is Mistress Tiffany.
by J June 04, 2003
true beauty of a female...
Something happens when a cute long haired women walks into a room.
by j August 12, 2004
Evergreen landscapes...shy beautiful women...men in lungies...and thoosha and chmanidi...Doesn't get better then that!!!
Kerala is the place where I want to be.
by j August 12, 2004
a person who believes, despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, that every single word in the good book is 100 percent factual. They tend to exhibit outward signs of basic intelligence and know a lot of big words, occasionally even well educated, but have the general intelligence of a shoe. See also : brainwashed.
God SAID it happened so it did! Shut up! it did too! la la la i can't HEAR you!
by J October 16, 2003
Law School professor who talks to students like they are first graders.
The condescending Pat Bob said: "Mr. Whitten, will you tell me when I can continue talking."
by J February 01, 2005
A group of people who will literally go extinct in a couple of decades, do to their anti-American attitudes and liberal stand on most issues.
6 of the 19 9/11 hijackers were registered to vote in the US, they were registered Democrats.
by J March 23, 2005
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A death! What's that... a bonus?!? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you go live in an old age home. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little boy(girl), you go back, you spend your last 9 months floating with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, then you finish off as an orgasm!!Uff...
Now that's what life should be!!
by j August 03, 2005

Free Daily Email

Type your email address below to get our free Urban Word of the Day every morning!

Emails are sent from daily@urbandictionary.com. We'll never spam you.

×