12 definitions by j dogg

Feeming-Fendel

Someone who gives themselves a 'Dutch Oven' repeatedly until reaching climax.

Bob was forever banned from the dating website after naming his profile “Feeming-Fendel ISO Fecal Freak”.

by j dogg July 27, 2004

420

marijuana-heard it was the Police term for pot.

Looking for a dude who is 420 friendly.

by j dogg October 24, 2002

Lies

A word shouted in disbelief responding to a statement which can not possibly be false or which has already been agreed upon. Often used in "Invader Zim", an animated television show.

A: I specifically remember taking it with me when I got out of the car...
B: It's not in the car.
A: LIES!!

by j dogg October 15, 2003

waxomoballsackyam

Waxing the scrotom in early breakfast.

Wax em ball sacky with eggs.

by j dogg November 14, 2003

c4

meaning cock to forehead. A slang used to confuse hookers or sluty girls.

You up for some C4 later?

by j dogg March 14, 2005

queering

To have forcible anal sex with another man while holding him down. (like in the movie Deliverance)

Ike and Billybob gave the Yankee a good queering for trespassing on their property.

by j dogg June 27, 2003

probably

An adverb used in any statement which is almost certainly false.

A: Where the hell is Tom?
B: He probably ran down the train track and died of amnesia.

by j dogg October 15, 2003