5 definitions by irreverent
To provide manual relief to oneself. Usage believed to have originated in the PL4 region of Plymouth (UK) but expanded rapidly across county borders, and has been heard uttered on national telvision shows.
by irreverent August 2, 2006
by irreverent August 5, 2006
Small particles of shit that are expelled during a fart, often pebbledashing the perpetrator's underclothes with small brown flecks. Most commonly experienced by women, and men that for some reason find value in waxing/shaving thier arseholes.
"Mate, I finally nailed that Jenny bird last night"
"Yeah? How was it."
"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."
"Yeah? How was it."
"She was a right dirty bitch. In more ways than one. I woke up this morning and saw her dirty, farticle-flecked panties strewn over the floor. Never take a bird for a curry if the sight of fine sprayed shit in the gusset offends you."
by irreverent August 2, 2006
To forcefully elevate the waistline of your target's undergarments to well beyond their standard operational limits. Primary objective is to induce a state of embarrassed mortification in the target, but secondary objectives can include forced skidmarks, anal friction, and distended testicles
If that little spastic even thinks about coming to sit at our table this lunchtime, I'm going to wedgie him so badly that his arse will think it's being strangled.
by irreverent August 5, 2006
Business exchange whereby, for fiscal remuneration, some self-absorbed and insecure slut shakes her sweaty ass vapours in the direction of either a) horny young twat who is likely to shoot his load on the spot, or b) tragic middle aged middle management type who's only hope of getting a sniff of young pussy is at some dingy strip club.
Cheap stripper: Hey sugar, want a lap dance?
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
Me: No thanks, you dried up hussy. I'd rather bore holes through my knees with a rusty drill bit.
by irreverent August 5, 2006