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Mexican expression used to humorously address an anglo person. Roughly translated, it means "silly red-faced gringo". Its not really rude, but kind of playful and endearing, so you can use it freely in polite company, like for example when you´re playing golf with your American business partners.
Pinche gringo cara de mierda, tu paga la cuenta cabron! (You silly red faced gringo, id be delighted if you picked up the tab!)
by hugh g rection March 17, 2009
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What you get around your lips, and sometimes on your face, after eating way too much hair pie
I ate Donna's wookie patch for two hours, and i got carpet burn on my face!
by hugh g rection January 3, 2006
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Achilles' boyfriend
It shouldn't be surmised from the above phrase that Achilles was gay, because he was also banging Brisseis.
In any case he was bi.
Ajax: Achilles, Hector wasted your boyfriend Patroclus, who was wearing your armor and a red garter belt. Now Hector has both your armor and the garter belt.
Achilles: What?? I told him countless times that only black garter belts are worn with armor!
Im gonna beat the shit outta that Hector dude as soon as I finish banging Brisseis.
by hugh g rection April 19, 2006
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The act of receiving a rim job while concurrently taking a dump and receiving a handjob.
Man I got this rusty blumpkin last night, aboslutely filled this chicks mouth with crap.
by hugh g rection April 8, 2005
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Honor bestowed upon graduation to the dude in the class who came the most during the course.
Yes, I graduated Magna Cum Laude... i fucked every chick in class... even the dogs!
by hugh g rection December 3, 2005
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The toughest fucking gang to ever take to the streets. www.geocites.com/eph_unit
Damn dogg these f-unit gangstas stomped my head in last night.
by hugh g rection April 8, 2005
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A fart so deadly it causes the extinction of most life forms in the planet.
This is the latest fringe theory explaining the demise of dinosaurs.
It was brought to light due to the discovery of previously undetected concentrations of fossil dingleberries in late Cretacic strata.
Scientists are afraid of finding the Cosmic Fart's *smoking gun*
by hugh g rection April 11, 2005
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