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38. Bazy Critch
A nice way of saying "Crazy Bitch."
My boss just texted me twice to remind me about the new store hours...the ones that are posted on the counter right by the register. What a bazy critch.
crazy bitch asshole polite jerks
by GullibleZine May 4, 2009 share this
37. Choad Mosey
When a pedestrian takes their sweet time crossing the street, and holds up traffic, they are doing a choad mosey.
This guy was texting while sauntering through the crosswalk, doing the choad mosey.
36. Cincinnati Splitter
When the seam of a guy's tight pants separates his dick from his balls, or his balls from one another.
Anytime that a man's genitals are divided by the seam of some tight pants.
I got rid of those jeans because I realized I was walking around with a Cincinnati Splitter.
35. omen fart
a fart that makes you realize that you have to take a dump.
i had to rush into starbucks and rock the bathroom after i had an omen fart on the sidewalk in front.
farts shit shart blowing off a log ass
by gulliblezine Feb 5, 2009 share this
34. blowing off a log
the nasty farts you rip when you've gotta take a dump. smells worse because the fart is passing over the turd lodged in your ass. also known as an "omen fart."
i knew we'd have to pull off at the next rest stop, because shauna had been blowing off a log for the last five miles and i had to roll down the window.
farts shit fart farting turd poop
by gulliblezine Feb 5, 2009 share this
33. Swooshbag
Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."
Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.
32. Swooshbag
Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.
Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.
nikes air nike shoes sneakers jordans douchebag
by GullibleZine Aug 29, 2008 share this
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