Someone who wears a lot of Nike sneakers and sportswear. Rhymes with "douchebag."
Half of Ed's bedroom is stacks of Jordan boxes. What a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine September 04, 2008
2 more definitions
Someone who owns and wears a lot of sneakers and athletic gear made by Nike.
Ed always has the new Jordans. what a swooshbag.
by GullibleZine August 29, 2008
A douchebag that only wears Nike
Oscar Pistorius is an old Swoosh Bag.
by boosh July 28, 2015