griz's definitions

Pearl Vision

That be when you give some slut a facial when you bust, then she has got jizz all in her eyes.

Chicks hate the pearl vision:
but they gotta respect it.

by Griz October 30, 2004

Chub a Rub

This be when you girl has had a long day and desires a massage, but all you want to do is fuck. So you tell her to lay on the bed. Whip your dick out and start beating the shit out of her body with it. Guaranteed to satisfy both. Feels good for her and fun for you. It's chubba wacking to the extreme.

When ever my hoe comes home tired and beat up, I just whip out my dick and beat her up even more. She loves a good massage, but hates when I get it in her hair. You can't win em' all.
sucka

by Griz November 22, 2004

Griz

One pimp ass guy.

Hey. What's up.

by griz April 17, 2004

Jack Hammer

That's Griz, bitch!
Also a sexual act in which your hips begin to move at an incredible speed.

That bitch got a taste of the Jack Hammer and she loved the shit out of it.

by griz April 17, 2004

Go down Showdown

That be when two slut ass bitches start from opposite ends of a row of guys and suck there way to the middle. The slut that sucks the middle guy off first is crowned the biggest slut.

When I was at the bar the dj said it's time for the go down showdown,
I was like what the fuck, then I was like sweet.

by griz October 17, 2004

Sippy-de-dippy-de

An expression given when something is really good.

She's unzipping my pants. (sippy-de-dippy-de) Now suck that shit you dirty little slut.

by Griz June 21, 2006

Drunk Pirate

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.

Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.

by Griz April 30, 2004