griz's definitions

Drunk Pirate

One who becomes heavily intoxicated and steals whatever he can get his hands on. Once awakened in the morning, he finds himself lying atop a pile of treasure.

Broke Ass Dave is a drunk pirate.

by Griz April 30, 2004

Chub a Rub

This be when you girl has had a long day and desires a massage, but all you want to do is fuck. So you tell her to lay on the bed. Whip your dick out and start beating the shit out of her body with it. Guaranteed to satisfy both. Feels good for her and fun for you. It's chubba wacking to the extreme.

When ever my hoe comes home tired and beat up, I just whip out my dick and beat her up even more. She loves a good massage, but hates when I get it in her hair. You can't win em' all.
sucka

by Griz November 22, 2004

Pearl Vision

That be when you give some slut a facial when you bust, then she has got jizz all in her eyes.

Chicks hate the pearl vision:
but they gotta respect it.

by Griz October 30, 2004

Demolition Derby

This is where the participants of a wrecking crew race to finish.

Demolition Derbies are held every Wednesday night in Down Town Windsor.
Bring your hard hat and a bottle of KY.

by Griz November 22, 2004

apple john

It's a fucking d-bag.

That silly apple john.

by griz April 20, 2004

shop the chop

Looking for a slut ass hoe.

If you want to get some pussy, you'll have to shop the chop, cause if you get the chop, you'll get no pussy.

by griz October 17, 2004

Crap shoot

It's your ass hole you ass hole!

Ass hole!

by griz April 17, 2004