41 definitions by griz

Similar to blue balls.
Usually acquired when ones sexual partner is not skilled in the sheets.
Shelia gave me a mad case of the grimmus dick. That whore needs to learn how to fuck!
by Griz April 07, 2004

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That's when I am rubbing one out.
I am only hear to do the two fist shuffle.
by Griz April 18, 2004

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Off the chain and out the cage.
Lets get this fucker crack-a-lackin.
by Griz April 13, 2004

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An activity in which many individuals proceed to insert hands and fingers into a large concentrated group of females.
Doug is a Finger Fucking Fest Beast.
He's all about the finger banging since he can't get his dick hard. He purposely walks between groups of girls at parties and tries to slide his hand up their skirt and pokes. Then he smells his fingers. Sick Fuck.
by Griz April 06, 2004

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That be when two slut ass bitches start from opposite ends of a row of guys and suck there way to the middle. The slut that sucks the middle guy off first is crowned the biggest slut.
When I was at the bar the dj said it's time for the go down showdown,
I was like what the fuck, then I was like sweet.
by griz October 17, 2004

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This be when you girl has had a long day and desires a massage, but all you want to do is fuck. So you tell her to lay on the bed. Whip your dick out and start beating the shit out of her body with it. Guaranteed to satisfy both. Feels good for her and fun for you. It's chubba wacking to the extreme.
When ever my hoe comes home tired and beat up, I just whip out my dick and beat her up even more. She loves a good massage, but hates when I get it in her hair. You can't win em' all.
sucka
by Griz November 22, 2004

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Similar to the old enjoyable verticle smile. It's a hoe's pussy yo!
Gotta love the grin.
by Griz November 16, 2004

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