greg's definitions

Troll Metal

Overly melodic 'extreme' metal. Characterized by strange band names, overly complex song titles, influence from classical music, and catchy choruses. Rhapsody, Bal-Saggoth, and Stormlord are all good examples of Troll Metal. See also Glory Metal.

Dude, this Troll Metal really sucks, but it's so catchy I can't stop listening to it.

by Greg September 28, 2003

Three Week Load

When you have been so busy, you don't masturbate for three weeks, then blow it in a girl's mouth and call her TWL for the rest of the semester.

I busted a TWL all up in that girl's throat last night

by Greg October 8, 2004

rx8

a car that pussies talk shit about can't even leave their name. oh yea! it's motor also won the Int'l engine of the year. don't think your shit did that?

by Greg September 15, 2003

International House of Pancakes

A pretty shitty restaurant that sometimes serves mediocre food if the cooks are at their best. However, this is completely acceptable, considering that each patron is drunk of their asses. Who cares what the food tastes like? You'll be throwing it up in the morning.

See Also: IHOP

I just plugged a rather large girl. I just want some fucking pancakes right now, I don't want to think about my dick falling off. I'll save that for tomorrow.

by Greg April 25, 2004

crackalacking

Smoking crack all night long..

Those guys were crackalacking all night long!

by Greg May 13, 2005

kitchen cabinets

to put cabinets in your kitchen ;)

well, i guess it could stand for having sex...

courtenay puts cabinets in heh kitchen all the time

by greg April 13, 2004

Riddick

Riddick is a fucking god. riddick will punch you in the throat and then do your girl. Riddick is the coolest badass who ever killed someone for looking at someone wrong. this one time me and my friend were at this party and it turns out that riddick was my friends friends brother and he showed up and this one guy was like "hey jamal look at dat nigga" and riddick fucking punched him in the head. CLEAN OFF it was fucking awsome up until riddick stole my wallet and punched me in the testicles. Riddick is the real ultimate power. He is a furian, if you dont know what that is its a race of people that pretty much kick your grandma in the face, and if a furian doesnt kill at least 38 people in a day they go through withdrawls.

If you don't get off my nuts i'm gonna get Riddick over here and he'll fucking throw the pope at your head and... shit either way riddick will kill you.

by greg November 17, 2004