greg's definitions

Jack Osbourne

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.

"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.

by greg March 19, 2005

0121

The area code of Birmingham, UK.

Everyone who lives in Birmingham has a phone number starting with 0121.

by Greg March 20, 2005

pessimistic agnosticism

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism

Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.

by Greg March 20, 2005

Runescape

runescape is a massively multiplayer online rpg (MMORPG) that sets the mood for a medeival time frame, and gives you skills to improve, quests to beat, etc. (i pretty much think you get the point). like everyone else has already stated, this game is very good at drawing you in, and noone knows why because the graphics are piss poor. Basically, a runescape is a game that has most people playing it, like diablo "did" (lolz), and draws you in the minute you get past the tutorial island. i only recommend this to people who have nothing else in there schedule and, overall, have absolutely NO LIFE. that is all... :)

"i dont know whats wrong; first, runescape, with its crappy graphics, just blows my mind, and then the red sox win the world series?!?!?!? PINCH ME PLEASE!"

by greg March 23, 2005

shot checkers

1. (n.) A particularly exhilirating drinking game involving checkers. Players substitute shot glasses filled with liquor for the red and black plastic checkers pieces. Standard rules of checkers apply. Once a player's shot glass is jumped by the opponent, he must drink the contents of the glass right away. Double jumps in this version of checkers are especially devastating. If player's head collapes on the board, it is an automatic forfeit.

We kicked off that party with a good game of shot checkers.

In the Shot Checkers Championship, she was totally kicking my ass. I had one glass left, and her three glasses has me cornered in. I was all washed up. Then, to my surprise, she passed out right before my eyes and I was crowned the Shot Checkers Champion. What an unforseen turn of events.

by Greg May 13, 2005

booze hound

1. (n.) Member of a group who has extremely high tolerance with regards to alcohol and rarely succumbs to vomiting. The boozehound is a frequent drinker who is able to consume large quantities while still maintaining social competency. Typically, boozehounds receive the admiration of others for this special talent; however, as a result of this tolerance, the boozehound must develop a fondness for beast. Hobbies include beer pong, shot checkers, and power hour.

2. (n.) He who holds the "drinking title".

“Ah man, I really wish the boozehound was here to party with us tonight.”
- “Yeah, I know what you mean. But hey, without him here, we finally have some beer to drink for once.”

“Hey boozehound, how many beers is that for you?”
- “Oh, that’s about my 47th.”

by Greg May 13, 2005

crackalacking

Smoking crack all night long..

Those guys were crackalacking all night long!

by Greg May 13, 2005