greg's definitions

blackneck

also very smooth player

that blackneck's got big game

by greg December 26, 2003

Luft

Softest, most comforting feeling of warmth and happinest, mostly brought on by the lovelyest of girl's touch or love.

When Jill hugs me i get the most luftiest of feeling.

by Greg July 30, 2003

fishing

sitting in a boat like an idiot.

often involves drinking in a boat like an idiot...

by Greg April 29, 2004

schilsk

Term for a dude who is so successful at 'cock-block'ing his comrades that he can do it while on fire.

I would have hooked up with the girl from the bar last night, but the schilsk decided to make an appearance.

by Greg December 21, 2004

Shem

Suburban Club Goer. Can be male or female but more commonly male. Can be identified by one or all of the following items: Cheesy tattoos(example: any form of flash tribal or anything incorporating a panther) spandex shirts w/ designer jeans. Spikey teased hair, J-lo sunglasses(yes even on males)lots of body glitter(again even on males) usually holding glow sticks.
Mostly found in the Westchester county area of NY.
More info See "Poseur"

Damn, this Club is loaded w/ shems tonite.

Can also be varried based on description
ie:
Wigger: sheminem
Shem-haven: Pearl nite club in white plains NY

by Greg February 18, 2003

Get painted

Term coined by Violent Jay of the Insane Clown Posse, while serving as a guest on the radio show "Loveline" (used to be a tv show on MTV). The term refers to a man ejaculating upon the face of a female partner.

See also money shot

1. "I'm very familiar with my own nut 'cause I'm constantly spattin' it off in groupie's faces. Sshplaaaat! Right in their face! Get it all! Get painted, freak! I say get painted when I'm painting them with my jiz." -Violent Jay

2. Last Friday night, Shane got Carissa drunk and had a grand time painting her face.

3. The clown painted my face at the carnival last weekend.

by Greg October 7, 2004

tree fidy

three dollars and fifty cence

the loch ness monster came up to and said "i need about tree fidy"

by greg March 6, 2003