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Everyone who lives in Birmingham has a phone number starting with 0121.
0121 by Greg March 20, 2005

pessimistic agnosticism 

The acceptance that you don't know whether God exists or not, and the acceptance that you don't care.

See also: pessimism, agnosticism
Random guy: Is there a God?

Polytheist: No, there's lots of gods and godesses.
Monotheist: Yes, just the one.
Atheist, No, there aren't any gods.
Agnosticist: I don't know.
Pessimistic agnosticist: I don't know, and I don't care.
Optimistic agnosticism: I don't know, but I really wanna find out.
pessimistic agnosticism by Greg March 20, 2005

Jack Osbourne 

Talentless piece of shite, actually believes he's a good producer or whatever eventhough he fails to understand he's where he is only thanks to daddy's money. It's more of an occupation than a real vocation.
Too fat, probably from stuffing his face with too many rich foods.
The definition of a meaningless life : due to his father's achievements he will continue to live off his money like a spoilt brat all his life...and probably get fatter in the process.
"Stop playing Jack Osbourne, and start getting serious" meaning stop lying around the house like a fat slob, living off someone else's money and get a job you pathetic cunt.
Jack Osbourne by greg March 19, 2005

skwoo dwivuh 

"huntin da wabbit wid da bwoody skwoo dwivuh"
skwoo dwivuh by Greg March 17, 2005

whats up doc 

Daffy Duck: thith meanth war
Bugs bunny: naaaaaaa whats up doc
whats up doc by Greg March 17, 2005
Adverb.
To do something with expectant hesitation.
First used on The Bob and Tom Show.
He peterly approached her.
peterly by Greg March 17, 2005

flip sacks 

"I know this kid, right,
he flipped sacks at night.
He said he did it 'cause he
want a better chance at life..."

-Rakaa Iriscience, "Ends to Means"
flip sacks by Greg March 16, 2005