greg's definitions

Scottish hello

A way of greeting a good friend, whereby you put a hand on their shoulder, then shout 'Give us a kiss!' and headbutt them. Bonus points are awarded if completed without spilling your drink.

"Ow, Mac just gave me a Scottish hello. He nearly broke my nose."

by Greg April 26, 2005

quality control

To take command of how good something is by doing it the best it can be done.

Its time to do some Quality Control on this motherfucker and do it proper

by Greg December 5, 2003

brandywine

The true Gentleman's drink. Distilled from wine it is a fine liquor to be enjoyed over cigars and politics, or at the Golf Course.

Perceval: Well, Quincy, as you're no doubt aware, our major backers have not been quite as adventurous as they used to be since the unfortunate collapse of '98"

Quincy: Certainly I am, Perceval, but as you also know, I require another glass of your fine brandy

Perceval: Quite!

Quincy: Chortle!

by Greg April 28, 2005

gentrophilia

The uncontrollable desire to have sex with old people

That person's gentrophilia creeps me out.

by Greg October 26, 2002

dwaddy

Another form of dirty, also comes from durrty. Use as a greeting.

Wud up dwaddy?!!
aint nuttn' up dwaddy.

by Greg August 26, 2004

Sine Yo Pity On The Runny Kine

black man saying to a white woman......girl i want you so bad sexually c

Girl im gunna sine yo pity on the runny kine h

by greg April 12, 2005

powerhouse

synonym for sweet or cool. above money but below unstoppable

holy shit, these wings are powerhouse!

by Greg March 13, 2004