greg's definitions

International House of Pancakes

A pretty shitty restaurant that sometimes serves mediocre food if the cooks are at their best. However, this is completely acceptable, considering that each patron is drunk of their asses. Who cares what the food tastes like? You'll be throwing it up in the morning.

See Also: IHOP

I just plugged a rather large girl. I just want some fucking pancakes right now, I don't want to think about my dick falling off. I'll save that for tomorrow.

by Greg April 25, 2004

Badeauer

Someone who continually tells Greg S. that he has issues. This typically happens in editorially Chat Rooms.

There was a Badeauer in Monday's editorial chat.

by greg December 27, 2004

tron

The single-richest man in the world. As seen on Chappelle's Show - Reparations Episode.

"The richest man in the world is no longer Bill Gates, but a Harlem man, known simply as 'Tron.' Is that your son, Tron?"
"Nah, I bought this baby CASH! I'm RIIIIIIICH!"

by Greg February 4, 2005

Penis Brigade

When a dude is bangin' a chick and at the cusp of orgasm yells "Penis Brigade!" at which point several other dudes run into the room and proceed to masturbate all over the woman's body in a Bukake-like manner.

Dave and his friends from home gave this drunk freshman a Penis Brigade on Friday night, man. It was funny as hell and everyone laughed like a bastard.

by Greg April 28, 2005

Slick Dog

Pronghorn Antelope......The "sentinel of the plains".

Look at that Slick Dog

by Greg April 19, 2004

crackalacking

Smoking crack all night long..

Those guys were crackalacking all night long!

by Greg May 13, 2005

Troll Metal

Overly melodic 'extreme' metal. Characterized by strange band names, overly complex song titles, influence from classical music, and catchy choruses. Rhapsody, Bal-Saggoth, and Stormlord are all good examples of Troll Metal. See also Glory Metal.

Dude, this Troll Metal really sucks, but it's so catchy I can't stop listening to it.

by Greg September 28, 2003