greg's definitions

Bewwl-sheyut

(See also: Boooah-shit ghetto slang version) A twist on the ever popular "bullshit", This is the redneck version intended to express anger and frustration.

"Don't you come 'round har talkin all that bewwl-sheyut" (spit on the ground and grab your nusses for maximum effect)

by Greg November 19, 2003

tonsil hockey

The act of french kissing

They were playing tonsil hockey as they made out on my couch

by Greg August 22, 2003

phantom bandito

A personification of the inexplicable drive some people get to whine at everybody else about vague subjects through pretentious and boring poetry. Has laser-tipped fangs.

"The phantom bandito has struck again, it seems."

"This poem looks like the work of the phantom bandito."

by Greg April 8, 2005

MMORPG

A treadmill that makes you fatter.

Everquest, Ultima Online, Asheron's Call, Star Wars Galaxies, World of Warcraft(soon!!)

by Greg November 5, 2004

silent but deadly

something that, when combined with a dutch oven maneouver, is an excessive use of deadly force.

easy elevator clearance...

by Greg April 29, 2004

evil

A word that can replace nearly every part of speech. Most often used as a general-purpose adjective. May also be used as a noun, verb, adverb, gerund, participle, infinitive, interjection, etc. when the ending is changed.

That's one evil bunch of monkeys.
I eviled you!
To evil is a good thing.
Evilize me, lest you be an evil evil one.
Evil is good.

by Greg December 29, 2003

burnination

1. the process of burninating something or someone

'...and all was laid to burnination.'

by Greg July 19, 2003