269 definitions by greg

An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
"That Doug....what a toolbag."
by Greg May 25, 2004

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A gambling term meaning risking everything to reap substantial reward.
I'm goin' for broke on this hand.
by Greg June 09, 2005

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1. A form of trapshooting in which clay targets are thrown from traps to simulate birds in flight and are shot at from different stations.

2. (Slang) to jiz, ejaculate, cum, etc.
I skeeted all over Jenn's face
by Greg March 21, 2004

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to get drunk off your ass
I got so shitfaced I puked out my left lung
by Greg August 22, 2003

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bizzy is da #1 fastest rapper out.....n he got sum good songs
freeway....when thugz cry....etc.
by Greg August 07, 2003

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So crazy that it is hard to understand
Dang, that was so off the wall crazy, that it was off the wall and then back ON the wall. *credited to a friend of mine* ^_^;;
by Greg June 05, 2003

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Riddick is a fucking god. riddick will punch you in the throat and then do your girl. Riddick is the coolest badass who ever killed someone for looking at someone wrong. this one time me and my friend were at this party and it turns out that riddick was my friends friends brother and he showed up and this one guy was like "hey jamal look at dat nigga" and riddick fucking punched him in the head. CLEAN OFF it was fucking awsome up until riddick stole my wallet and punched me in the testicles. Riddick is the real ultimate power. He is a furian, if you dont know what that is its a race of people that pretty much kick your grandma in the face, and if a furian doesnt kill at least 38 people in a day they go through withdrawls.
If you don't get off my nuts i'm gonna get Riddick over here and he'll fucking throw the pope at your head and... shit either way riddick will kill you.
by greg November 17, 2004

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