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Corporate Suicide

The forced surrendering of license to operate a business that requires said license. Since, it is not conducive to profit from such action, this should raise a red flag. There must be underlying and mitigating factors involved. Look for conspiracy. A tip-off that there is sure colluding and government corruption in the mix is when the State Supreme Court send you a letter that states, "Your grievance, even if true would not constitute ethical misconduct or incapacity."

This really puts a kink in an investigation when a person needs the death of the corporation reversed so it can testify.

Corporate Suicide is an invention of Big Brother!

George Orwell was right Enron was a Corporate Suicide, children of the world will suffer!

by gravy111 November 30, 2010

Microwave Oven

Possibly, mankind's most finest invention. "Cooking without fire!" It is also this Urban Dictionary Contributor's opinion that the Microwave Oven is the implied 2001 A Space Odyssey Stanley Kubrick "Ape Tool" that will eventually define our demise. It represents all that is good and all that is bad. This rectangular box's start button, in analogy, is the nuclear death of all mankind or the provider of sustenance for the millions in need. In spoken word we toy with its implied, "Age of Destruction" capabilities. See 'Nuke This' in the Urban Dictionary

The next time you heat up a ham and cheese sandwich in this "box without fire," you should remember one fact. There will come a time when someone wants your hot and toasty ham and cheese sandwich..., which button will we have pushed?

Same as the Charles Nobel Peace Prize, the inventor of the Microwave Oven could be the founder of the next like charitable institution.

by gravy111 November 21, 2010

These Pretzels are Making Me Thirsty

To tire of, be weary of pushing the "Do No Publish" button on the Urban Dictionary Editorial Station.

These pretzels are making me thirsty, same these dry of humor or of any makable sense suggestions!

by gravy111 November 28, 2010

Rizzo

A character in the American movie classic, “Grease.”: This acting role required a part played with a vigorous, tough no nonsense approach. This is because “Rizzo” is the shot-calling leader of a high school gang called, “The Pinks”…, yes I know, the pinks; has it been mentioned that Rizzo is a girl? Rizzo likes to drink, smoke and generally wants too, the things that fancy a boy’s desire…, other girls’ maybe? These nuances can easily verify with a thirty first screening of the movie..., that is, unless your person only recently snapped out of a thirty year coma!

Nonetheless, now is when this Urban Dictionary allows for a more penetrating definition of character role. It was some thirty odd years ago when a young actress named Stockard Channing won this acting nod.

Uncannily, in this same self awareness book, there is another personalized description of an actress that eerily names as “Stockyard Channing.” Can it be that there is a connection here? If one reads the reason for this person being referred to as term, this now quasi game show interpretation seems all the more plausible.

Rizzo, this is a pajama party dance not leather chaps and sheepskin pants!

by gravy111 November 26, 2010

Black Man Group

This was the original musically synchronized acrobat performance ghetto act,- time and time replaced in the streets of Harlem; with each and every retiring member - penniless! Sadly, only very few people now hear the distant struck metal garbage-can resonate with rhythm and tone throughout an empty far-off back alley.

They were the stepping-stones used to launch the careers of the now made famous and world renowned, "Blue Man Group."

The Black Man Group is proof that, "What happens in Harlem, Stays in Harlem!"

The Black Man Group is proof that people really will work for food!

by gravy111 November 19, 2010

Urban Snow Fence

As noted by New York City Street Police: Taking place in winter, this beat cop coined phrase is metaphorical in meaning, yet actually functional of purpose if conditions right:

This stupid human trick requires a minimum of four unknowing participants and one sleepy-head street dealer of flake cocaine. The phenomena usually takes place on the third calender day of the month, which of course is welfare, disability and social security check arrival time. It is during a blowing snowstorm that four or more appropriately attired individuals wait for said drug dealer. They stand at a light post in an orderly first come first served line. This arrangement, in effect, duplicates the function of a rural snow collecting drift fence.

I didn't know it was the third of the month; would you look at the length of that urban snow fence!

by gravy111 November 27, 2010

Glittered and Twittered

If Alan Funt is Gay or coherent enough to know what Gay means, he would probably produce a "You're on Candid Camera" version of "Glittered and Twittered!"

This is a non-physical form of Straight Bashing.

Twittered is to have your name put on Twitter.com without your permission and in not very good light. Examples: An embarrassing situation, or caught with the proverbial "Hands in the Cookie Jar" while maybe..., eating them in the closet?

For the 'Glittered' aspect of this phrase, you must revert to this website's definition of "Glitter."

Alan Funt would say, "Smile, you've just been Glittered and Twittered!"

by gravy111 November 21, 2010