gareth's definitions

swizz

sweedish jizz

look at that swizz. meaning look at that sweedish man's jizz

by gareth May 26, 2004

lickmuff

A girl who is flexible enough to be able to give herslef oral sex and lick her clit.

A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire

by Gareth November 12, 2004

Gabo

Slang name for the well known sex god "gareth of blackpool/England.

Lynden: yo Gabo

by Gareth March 23, 2004

rodney rude

A funny Australian comedian who has great albums such as "Yah Mum's Bum" and "Rude Basterd".

by Gareth October 26, 2003

LB05URZ

The number plate of Miss L B who supports Reading and shouts C'Mon URZ.

LB05URZ, Initials, year and C'Mon URZ

by Gareth November 11, 2004

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

by gareth January 10, 2005

Miniclip

An internet site filled with fun games.

I'm gonna go on miniclip.com

by Gareth July 3, 2003