gareth's definitions

LB05URZ

The number plate of Miss L B who supports Reading and shouts C'Mon URZ.

LB05URZ, Initials, year and C'Mon URZ

by Gareth November 11, 2004

lickmuff

A girl who is flexible enough to be able to give herslef oral sex and lick her clit.

A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire

by Gareth November 12, 2004

swizz

sweedish jizz

look at that swizz. meaning look at that sweedish man's jizz

by gareth May 26, 2004

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

by gareth January 10, 2005

Miniclip

An internet site filled with fun games.

I'm gonna go on miniclip.com

by Gareth July 3, 2003

Duff Gen

Incorrect information. May have had origins in the RAF.

That tip you gave me for the 2.30 at Sandown turned out to be duff gen.

by Gareth May 30, 2004