gareth's definitions

Slyck

A professional online filesharing community.

Come hang out at Slyck.com!
Register at Slyck.com, fuck the RIAA!

by Gareth August 14, 2004

good

your mum

your mum is good

by gareth November 27, 2003

sportka

Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms

Kettering or Reading yocals

by Gareth November 11, 2004

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003

eggbina bervina

A female who had friends on internet sites, especially MSN. This person is often very sweet and wonderful.

Laura B- c'mon URZ. A wonderful person who supports Reading FC.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

cumgun

a penis

i stroke my fucking cumgun

by gareth August 28, 2003

Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.

"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"

by Gareth January 9, 2004