28 definitions by gareth

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004

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Slang name for the well known sex god "gareth of blackpool/England.
Lynden: yo Gabo
by Gareth March 23, 2004

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A wan boil orginated from the words wan and boil. Imagine masturbatory boils wan-wan waning all over the place. You'll feel good and then explode via ego-gasms.
Wanboil "WAN boil" Pronunciation Key (WAN-boil)
v. wanboiled, wanboil·ing, wanboils
v. intr.

1.
1. To To Wan a fucking boil.
2. To Wan the boiling boil.
3. To undergo the action of boiling, a fucking Wan..
2. To be in a state of agitation; seethe: a river Wanboiling over the fucking.
3. To be stirred up or greatly excited: The mere idea made my Wans boil.
by gareth January 10, 2005

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A sizeable task, something big or extreme.
This Tequila is not for ants
by gareth October 28, 2003

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Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.
"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."
by gareth January 10, 2005

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The number plate of Miss L B who supports Reading and shouts C'Mon URZ.
LB05URZ, Initials, year and C'Mon URZ
by Gareth November 11, 2004

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An unsheared sheep or a very hairy untrimmed muff.
Shaggy cousins, Scraggy is the unsheared sheep. The untrimmed muff- i have been with a few and for legal reasons cannot disclose names, but three were from London!!!!
by Gareth November 18, 2004

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