gareth's definitions

good

your mum

your mum is good

by gareth November 27, 2003

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

by Gareth November 11, 2004

Slyck

A professional online filesharing community.

Come hang out at Slyck.com!
Register at Slyck.com, fuck the RIAA!

by Gareth August 14, 2004

grunger

Grunge :- some one who wears comftable clothing usually baggy jeans and a baggy hoody/sweatshirt and sk8 trainers etc vans, duffs. has a very chilled out perception of the world and taeks life as it comes

some one who listens to the likes of nirvana or soundgarded

by gareth January 12, 2005

Tribber

A lesbian sex act in which the two women rub there pussys together usually whilst laying down. (unless you get circus porn...those crazy acrobats)

Man nobody knows what a tribber is

by Gareth May 13, 2005

boet

brother, homie, friend etc..

My boet is gonna take me to the match!

by Gareth January 17, 2004

carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.

The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.

by Gareth August 14, 2003