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lickmuff

A girl who is flexible enough to be able to give herslef oral sex and lick her clit.
A very good yoga expert. The only other person to do this is a female called Eggbina Bervina from a hamlet called Reading, in the county of Berkshire
by Gareth November 12, 2004
mugGet the lickmuffmug.

i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.
Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
mugGet the i wishmug.

bum darts

when a man pokes his cock in another mans bum.
on saturday nights, gareth goes to morgans house, takes off his pants, and plays "bum darts" with morgann. Gareth usually wins, actually he always wins because as he lieks to say, practice makes perfect
by gareth January 29, 2003
mugGet the bum dartsmug.

swizz

look at that swizz. meaning look at that sweedish man's jizz
by gareth May 26, 2004
mugGet the swizzmug.

hatchet matchet and despatchit

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
mugGet the hatchet matchet and despatchitmug.

Slyck

Come hang out at Slyck.com!
Register at Slyck.com, fuck the RIAA!
by Gareth August 14, 2004
mugGet the Slyckmug.

cumgun

i stroke my fucking cumgun
by gareth August 28, 2003
mugGet the cumgunmug.

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