gareth's definitions

not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.

This Tequila is not for ants

by gareth October 28, 2003

Miniclip

An internet site filled with fun games.

I'm gonna go on miniclip.com

by Gareth July 3, 2003

spazclarrt

Developed in the 20th century, spazclarrt was used to tell cunts from hoxton they should be adminstering the drug ketamine to teenage girls from the scene, blud, geon.

"Ayyy Spazclarrt getter meen? Ya dun know bof dem ketamine, safe bransgore mush."

by gareth January 10, 2005

Duff Gen

Incorrect information. May have had origins in the RAF.

That tip you gave me for the 2.30 at Sandown turned out to be duff gen.

by Gareth May 30, 2004

Gah

A term used when drunk, notably recognised by a select group of ex-patrons of the Silver Trumpet.

Should be used outside the confines of a sentence.

Gah!!!!!!

Must be on it's own.

by Gareth February 11, 2005

sportka

Meaning a person who drives the said car but also who are named Gareth, Laura, Shaggy and whos favourite activities are bumdarting, muff diving, wanking and working and tidying bedrooms

Kettering or Reading yocals

by Gareth November 11, 2004

Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.

"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"

by Gareth January 9, 2004