Matchet

A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.

It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!

Matchet by lucibelle2987 February 6, 2009

Matchet

A ghetto-dialect mispronunciation of the English term "wretched", combined with the word "Match".

"Ol' girl with her hoochie-ass clothes too tight an' her tracks shown' in her scraggly-ass weave with her fake-ass Gucci bag think she cute. She matchet."

Matchet by Genshi The Wizard December 6, 2020

hatchet matchet and despatchit 

The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.

Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.

hatchet matchet and despatchit by Gareth November 11, 2004

Machete momma 

A machete momma sports a junglelike body hair or pubic bush that may require a machete to get through.

Harriet was a machete momma who never shaved her body hair.

Machete momma by I, Wreckerrr October 4, 2016

machetiquette

Showing proper form, manners, and etiquette while wielding a machete.

Just chopping through things is barbaric. Jason Vorhese on the other hand has machetiquette!

machetiquette by Travesty October 8, 2021

Macheteraped 

When a nigger, swagger, sagger, or ghetto bitch get anally stabbed with a machete, they are macheteraped.

That sagger was stabbed in the anals by a 3 ft machette.

His pants were too low to protect his disgusting dirty black ass, thus he was macheteraped!

Macheteraped by Fukaface! May 31, 2018

Steady Your Machete 

To tell someone to calm the fuck down, like to cool your pool or calm your farm

Tony: I AM SO FUCKED!

Cool Guy: Steady Your Machete!

Steady Your Machete by Aidony October 30, 2010