A weapon that is a mix between a Hatchet, and a Match.
Very deadly.
It was so scary, The man was running right towards me holding a Matchet!!
by lucibelle2987 February 7, 2009
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The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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A ghetto-dialect mispronunciation of the English term "wretched", combined with the word "Match".
"Ol' girl with her hoochie-ass clothes too tight an' her tracks shown' in her scraggly-ass weave with her fake-ass Gucci bag think she cute. She matchet."
by Genshi The Wizard December 7, 2020
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