by garcalej July 11, 2019
Get the Titsmug. All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.
Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.
by garcalej February 11, 2015
Get the Harvardmug. A historical flag dating to revolutionary times, when it was still used as a symbol of the colonies coming together to fight the British.
Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
Today, a symbol flown mostly by loudmouthed conservative chuds declaring their allegiance to House Slytherin.
by garcalej November 09, 2021
Get the Gadsen Flagmug. The Latin version of an "Uncle Tom", is a Latin American immigrant or person of Latin heritage who seeks to assert their "whiteness", whether inherited or aspirational, in order to privilege themselves above other members of the Latin immigrant community whom they deem inferior because of race or class.
This phenomenon can have many roots: historic racial & political divisions that were brought over from Latin America and which date back to the colonial era; a desire by some immigrants to "assimilate" and be thought of as "American"; long running feuds with the African-American community and other immigrant groups; or working-class resentments towards newly arrived immigrants viewed as competition in the labor market.
This phenomenon can have many roots: historic racial & political divisions that were brought over from Latin America and which date back to the colonial era; a desire by some immigrants to "assimilate" and be thought of as "American"; long running feuds with the African-American community and other immigrant groups; or working-class resentments towards newly arrived immigrants viewed as competition in the labor market.
by garcalej March 04, 2021
Get the Uncle Juanmug. A small, furry species of domesticated rodent that is regularly entrusted to small children as a means of testing whether or not they have any sociopathic tendencies.
by garcalej June 25, 2018
Get the hamstermug. The ability to influence, control, or otherwise change things no person could ever possibly effect by natural means.
To turn wood into gold, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
To make water flow backwards, that is magic.
To see one’s own future, that is magic.
by garcalej November 29, 2020
Get the Magicmug. 1.) In tennis, a missed shot due not to an opponent's skill but to the player's own mistakes and inattentiveness.
2.) In politics, a polite way of saying that someone has screwed up royally, creating a crisis not because of events out of their control but through their own tactless decisions.
2.) In politics, a polite way of saying that someone has screwed up royally, creating a crisis not because of events out of their control but through their own tactless decisions.
1.) Bobby Sands missing that shot at Wimbeldon was an unforced error.
2.) President Trump's declaration during the 2016 election that Mexican migrants are "bringing crime" and are "rapists" was an unforced error on his part which later complicated his attempts to strike a deal with Democrats on immigration reform.
2.) President Trump's declaration during the 2016 election that Mexican migrants are "bringing crime" and are "rapists" was an unforced error on his part which later complicated his attempts to strike a deal with Democrats on immigration reform.
by garcalej May 31, 2018
Get the unforced errormug.