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A place where proper grammar, spelling and punctuation DO exist but retards spoil it.
Most popular definitions have a few retards defining them.

Most unpopular words have only retards defining them (Such as incoherent words or the names of friends from their school. See below for example.)

WORD: Bea O'Problem

DEFINITION: A WHEELY kewl puhsun fom mai skewl - i lub her 2 bitz - u go gurl!


(That doesn't exist, but definitions like that do.)
by Bastardized Bottomburp November 03, 2003
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Once a funny, clever little site for slang definitions. Now, thanks to hordes of mostly white, male, insecure, teenage morons it's become the most racist, sexist, ignorant shithole on the internet. The comment section usually looks like the below:
United Spammers: Before I post on The Urban Dictionary I like to rape dead queer nigger babies gangsta: yo shut up whitey how dare u use da n word u racist cracka asshole
by Alice Rose January 04, 2009
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Example of urban dictionary crime:

Word: (_)_)======D(_*_)

Defintion: How that fat guy at my school likes it.

Example Used: Fat-TurdMuncher likes to (_)_)======D(_*_) all night, because he's gay.
Example thoughtfully provided by 'RatchetBoo'.
by Diego November 05, 2003
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Teacher: what is the definition of jackass

Kid: a idiotic person
Teacher: no it's a mule where did you get that definition

Kid: The urban dictionary
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The Urban Dictionary is the website you are currently on. This website wastes a lot of your time. Like right now. You are reading this definition of The Urban Dictionary instead of doing something productive. So? Why are you still reading this? Go outside or something. Shoo!

HA GOT U! THOUGHT THE DEFINITION WAS OVER! WRONG! Who goes outsidea anymore? I mean im outside as im typing this but who cares. Well, im in a car. Does that count as outside? Can u get jailed for driving someone elses car without permission?
"The Urban Dictionary is a waste of time." - Some Random Guy Online
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A site where people look for dirty definitions of everything and also look for funny things to say to their friends
Yeah bro, go on the Urban Dictionary and search your girlfriends name, it's nasty.
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a website where people post either Similar Or Smartarse Comments on Words (usually made up) And they get Featured.
Then it gets sent to the editors and if it is paying out something they like they do not let you publish it...

...The urban dictionary is awesome though!
If this gets word of the day i will jump off a cliff (maybe)
The Urban Dictionary FTW!!!
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