garcalej's definitions

God

All I know is that whenever the religious conservatives of any country do something horrible or backward, they blame it on this guy.

Kind of like that imaginary friend you had as a kid who was always telling you to start fires and shit.

"I don't understand. Why do you hate gay people so much?"

"It's not my opinion. I'm just following God's word."

by garcalej February 1, 2019

Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

by garcalej February 11, 2015

Deviant Art

Name pretty much says it all. If perchance you should ever want to see your favorite cartoon character naked, this is the place you'll likely see it.

That or indulge your usual Furrie/Bronie fetish, you sick, twisted fiend.

Deviant Art. Just cause you can't draw doesn't mean you shouldn't try.

by garcalej December 10, 2018