Definitions by garcalej

Libertarian 

A Tea-Bagger who has learned to smoke marijuana.

Vote Libertarian, for those who don't give a **** what happens to their neighbors, so long as nobody touches their guns, weed, or Chia Pet collection.

Libertarian by garcalej December 15, 2017

Urban Dictionary 

An online bathroom stall posing as a legitimate website.

The Urban Dictionary...for all your dirty thoughts.

Urban Dictionary by garcalej February 17, 2015

Harvard 

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

Harvard by garcalej February 11, 2015