garcalej's definitions

Tits

1. Female breasts
2. Also, for a time, prison slang for heroine.

1. She got nice tits, bruh.

2. Hey man (scratches neck). You got any tits?

by garcalej July 11, 2019

Harvard

All I know is that if you put this word on your resume, the HR person will get on their knees and suck your dick.

Go to Harvard, son, if you can. It's the door to opportunity, and employers will perform fellatio on you just to hire your magnificent brain.

by garcalej February 11, 2015

Nostalgia Troll

That one asshat who always appears on the chat board whenever a clip from a beloved classic movie or historical event is played, only to loudly boast how much better everything was back then, how men were more manly, women more womanly, and how everything that came after was just “woke” garbage, thus ruining the experience for everyone else.

“I tell you, they don’t make movies like this anymore. Now its all CGI, hack directors, and wokeness.”

This spake the nostalgia troll

by garcalej December 2, 2021