6 definitions by flaccid grass

crimp it and chimp it.

the act of using a clip of any sort to shut close a bag of snack food. and then immediately proceeding to erupt in imitation monkey noises.

"MAN dawg, last night i got so cRUNK. i Crimped it AND chimped it."

"oohoo OHOOHOOHOHH OOO OOO O O O O OOOOoooOOOooOOO."

"yeeeaaah dude, crimp it and chimp it."

by flaccid grass September 26, 2021

reverse sarcasm

someone using sarcasm to say something true, instead of sarcasm when you you it to say something obviously false.

reverse sarcasm: Yeeeaaah! i did eat the last peanut butter sandwich yeeeeaah!

by flaccid grass April 6, 2010

spaghettaboutit

when you eat the spaghetti to forget your regretti.

when you try to forget your demons but you're italian.

"you look down Omar."

"yeah, sorry, i just lost a grand on the ponies."

"ah, i see where your problem is. hey waiter!"

Clementine proceeds to order a large chicken parmigiano, and hands Omar a fork.

"just spaghettaboutit bud."

by flaccid grass September 26, 2021

almost four hundred dollars.

money approximately in the range between $350 - $399

but never exactly or over $400

how much did mom spend on you at lululemon?

almost four hundred dollars.

by flaccid grass March 18, 2023

Refrencial

Adjective; meaning: Likely to be referenced/referenced to/referenced about

Man! Napoleon Dynamite is so Quotable and REFRENCIAL

by flaccid grass October 27, 2011

Blasphmemer

one who blasphmemes.

one who memes irreverently.

just a real stinker. posts nothing but the worst things possible in the discord server.

"blasphmemer, thou shall not post trash in the general chat."

"mikey got banned from the VC the other day. blasphmemer had 30 year old jpegs clogging up the feed."

by flaccid grass December 6, 2022