1) A Slow
Norris is originally a children’s television character that
looked like a big bipedal confused bear that talked
to a small girl about not very much at all!
2) A very very slow
Norris will eternally be remembered by the Newcastle University Geography class
- 2005 as the slowest man on the planet. He was habitually late for lectures, seminars
and exams and will probably
be late for his own funeral. Was affectionately known as 'Nozzler'!
Its 35 minutes into an hour long lecture
and the Slow Norris enters the room
with a look that says "What’s going on? Where
am I? Why have they started?"