fete's definitions

Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

by Fete January 10, 2006

cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

by Fete October 16, 2005

Jazztard

A combination between a jazz lover and a bastard!

Look at Matt listening to Fats Waller, what a complete jazztard!

by Fete November 24, 2005

Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!

"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"

by Fete November 8, 2005

Geography

A subject Americans have little or no grasp of!

Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?

Average American: Er... No!

by Fete December 28, 2005

Johnny-No-Stars

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...

by Fete January 9, 2006

Mapas

Geographically accurate Tapas!

Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,

or

A map based dish!

"Umm! That's good Mapas"

by Fete October 27, 2005