Mapas

Geographically accurate Tapas!

Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,

or

A map based dish!

"Umm! That's good Mapas"

by Fete October 27, 2005

Johnny-No-Stars

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...

by Fete January 09, 2006

Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.

Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"

by Fete January 10, 2006

cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

by Fete October 16, 2005

Japas

Japanese Tapas - almost identical to, and often confused with, sushi!

Person A: "This sushi is a bit like tapas, but from Japan!"

Person B: "What you mean Japas? Japanese Tapas...?"

Person A: "Possibly...?!"

by Fete May 04, 2009

Billsy-Backflip

'A spectacular assisted back flip usually seen at major events such as Weddings, Christenings and Bar Mitzvahs'

'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'

'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'

On the dance floor after the wedding Dave is gradually rotated head over feet thus completing the Billsy-Backflip!

by Fete July 08, 2010

Geography

A subject Americans have little or no grasp of!

Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?

Average American: Er... No!

by Fete December 28, 2005