fete's definitions

Jazztard

A combination between a jazz lover and a bastard!

Look at Matt listening to Fats Waller, what a complete jazztard!

by Fete November 24, 2005

cocktographer

A male who takes photographs of their genitalia!

Jim likes to take photos of his manhood, he truly is a cocktographer!

by Fete October 16, 2005

Japas

Japanese Tapas - almost identical to, and often confused with, sushi!

Person A: "This sushi is a bit like tapas, but from Japan!"

Person B: "What you mean Japas? Japanese Tapas...?"

Person A: "Possibly...?!"

by Fete May 4, 2009

slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005

Rambler

1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel

or

2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!

1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"

2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"

by Fete December 28, 2005