fete's definitions

Geography

A subject Americans have little or no grasp of!

Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?

Average American: Er... No!

by Fete December 28, 2005

Mapas

Geographically accurate Tapas!

Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,

or

A map based dish!

"Umm! That's good Mapas"

by Fete October 27, 2005

Johnny-No-Stars

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.

Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...

by Fete January 9, 2006

Japas

Japanese Tapas - almost identical to, and often confused with, sushi!

Person A: "This sushi is a bit like tapas, but from Japan!"

Person B: "What you mean Japas? Japanese Tapas...?"

Person A: "Possibly...?!"

by Fete May 4, 2009

slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005