Jazztard

A combination between a jazz lover and a bastard!
Look at Matt listening to Fats Waller, what a complete jazztard!
by Fete November 22, 2005
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Early Doors

Only to be used on occasions when the word 'early' doesn't quite get across the earliness of a situation.
Interviewer: "Mr Simms you're 6 hours early!!"

Mr Simms: "Thought I'd get in early doors and make a good impression!"
by Fete January 10, 2006
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Billsy-Backflip

'A spectacular assisted back flip usually seen at major events such as Weddings, Christenings and Bar Mitzvahs'

'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'

'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'
On the dance floor after the wedding Dave is gradually rotated head over feet thus completing the Billsy-Backflip!
by Fete July 07, 2010
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Johnny-No-Stars

A young man of substandard intelligence, the typical
adolescent who works in a burger restaurant.

The 'no-stars' comes from the badges displaying stars that staff at fast-food restaurants often wear to show their level of training.
Man Who Has Been Waiting 30 minutes for a burger: Where's my burger Johnny-No-Stars?

Johnny-No-Stars: Er...
by Fete January 09, 2006
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Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!
"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"
by Fete November 08, 2005
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