fete's definitions

Mapas

Geographically accurate Tapas!

Tapas that is correct for the region in which it is being served,

or

A map based dish!

"Umm! That's good Mapas"

by Fete October 27, 2005

Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!

"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"

by Fete November 8, 2005

Jazztard

A combination between a jazz lover and a bastard!

Look at Matt listening to Fats Waller, what a complete jazztard!

by Fete November 24, 2005

Geography

A subject Americans have little or no grasp of!

Average Non-American Geography Inspecting Person: Sir/Madam, can you point out your country on this map?

Average American: Er... No!

by Fete December 28, 2005

Rambler

1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel

or

2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!

1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"

2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"

by Fete December 28, 2005