fete's definitions

Billsy-Backflip

'A spectacular assisted back flip usually seen at major events such as Weddings, Christenings and Bar Mitzvahs'

'A back flip performed by someone who clearly can't back flip'

'A back flip reminiscent of how fictional detective Hercule Poirot might perform the stunt'

On the dance floor after the wedding Dave is gradually rotated head over feet thus completing the Billsy-Backflip!

by Fete July 8, 2010

slowpoke

An unnecessarily slow person, not mentally, just physically.

You are walking at an exceptionally slow pace, yet your friend is still lagging behind, therefore he is a slowpoke!

by Fete October 19, 2005

Rambler

1) Somebody who wanders the countryside infuriating landowners as they trample over crops, plants and flowerbeds with their "right to roam" spiel

or

2) Somebody who talks incessantly about all kinds of crap and just goes on and on and on and on and on and .... well you get the idea!

1) "Janet Street-Bloody-Porter get the f@*K out of my field! You're destroying my organic onions you stupid cow!"

2) "Oh for Christ sake woman stop rambling and get to the f*@king point! F@*king rambler!"

by Fete December 28, 2005

Moomin

The Moomins are a bunch of tax dodging, work shy, hippo-like troll creatures from Finland. The word moomin is used to highlight or berate such people who, like the Moomins, consistantly avoid contributing to the welfare state!

"Look at that moomin getting his Giro!"

or

"I'm not giving you any 'bus-fare' you bloody moomin!"

by Fete November 8, 2005

Japas

Japanese Tapas - almost identical to, and often confused with, sushi!

Person A: "This sushi is a bit like tapas, but from Japan!"

Person B: "What you mean Japas? Japanese Tapas...?"

Person A: "Possibly...?!"

by Fete May 4, 2009