16 definitions by elegantmaskwithafeather

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(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.

Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.

(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.

a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"

b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."

"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 19, 2008
(noun) The southern cousin of the armpit which lacks both elongated hair and a vile musk; this pit requires little to no maintenance.
My knee pit is chafing me.

He would often bring his knee up to his chest and fold his leg in while vivaciously fingering his knee pit.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
(noun) A vagina; a sperm reciprocal.
*This noun is the fleshy equivalent to a dream catcher.
I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.

"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
In addition to the other definitions listed...

(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.
(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 16, 2008
(noun) A small subsect within the ever-pathetic bro epidemic. These bros call the dairies of Chino, Norco, small parts of Corona and Chino Hills their home.

Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.

For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.

Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
Sorry, no progress to report here.

The Chino High football game was overrun with cowbros.

Biff's fenders are so high. I can't compete with that. He's the sultan of cowbros.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
(verb) to take shits; to lose weight via shitting out the asshole.
I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.

Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.

Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008
(noun) An upbeat, lively social gathering, often involving music.

People at these gatherings are often of the older, more "refined crowd". This festival can attribute its name to the adjective snazzy, or the noun snaz.
Tammy knew something wasn't right. Her attire certainly didn't allow her to mingle with the others at the snazfest.

My snazfest will be the talk of the town.

It was a snazfest until the cover band played Lenny Kravitz.
by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008

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