elegantmaskwithafeather's definitions
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(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.
Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.
(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"
b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."
"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."
"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
Get the nigger slidemug. The ugly twin sister to the cwrist, fwrist is the chubby forearm-wrist; The wrist hardly tapers, if at all, resembling its cousin the cankle; also known by the pseudonyms Mega Man Syndrome and the cwrist.
The blind man cleverly felt his way down her pudgy arm to her much swollen fwrist. Before he could reject her, she abruptly blurted out "I know, my cankles are of similar mass, reject me if you must!"
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 3, 2008
Get the fwristmug. I narrowly escaped nutting in her cream catcher.
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
"Yes", replied Timothy, "you can still get a snowball from a cream catcher."
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
Get the cream catchermug. (noun) sneeze-mist
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.
(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
Ronaldino's snist spewed beneath the stadium lights into the balmy night sky.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.
Move over, I'm gonna snist.
I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008
Get the snistmug. (noun) An often derogatory term used to emasculate men.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".
(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)
The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".
(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)
The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
I see your pink little toes peeking out from your open-toed cast; I imagine your pinkus to be of a similar visage.
Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?
While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?
While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008
Get the pinkusmug. (noun) A small subsect within the ever-pathetic bro epidemic. These bros call the dairies of Chino, Norco, small parts of Corona and Chino Hills their home.
Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.
For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.
Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
Sorry, no progress to report here.
Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.
For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.
Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
Sorry, no progress to report here.
The Chino High football game was overrun with cowbros.
Biff's fenders are so high. I can't compete with that. He's the sultan of cowbros.
Biff's fenders are so high. I can't compete with that. He's the sultan of cowbros.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 17, 2008
Get the cowbromug. I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.
Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
Get the to lose weightmug.