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poop dick

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(noun) a man who engages in anal sex with any other; the giver; the aggressor.

(transitive verb) to poop dick someone would be to penetrate the poo cutter of another.
(noun) Is that poop dick? Yeah! That's him alright! And that's poop dick's victim.

(transitive verb) I poop dicked a girl for the first time last night, but she didn't much enjoy it.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 9, 2008
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twat macho

(noun) The alpha male who dominates nearby males and incorporates the majority of females into his steed for exclusive reproduction.

The twat macho is, in a more human sense, the attention-whoring badass whom women see as a suitable sperm donor.
Candidly I asked, "Twat Macho...what's your secret? How do you keep 'em coming?"

He replied, "It's simple, women generally love to be treated like shit."


I can't believe he dibbled Susan. He must be some kind of twat macho.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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weight room

(noun) Another name for a bathroom; the shitter. *see lose weight
We'll talk after...I've got to get to the weight room first.

Coffee always sends me to the weight room; it's part of my morning routine.

Do you know where the weight room is? I need to lose some weight.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 16, 2008
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nigger slide

(Official)
(n.) *The crossing of multiple lanes on a highway or street fluently, without ever hitting a lane reflector between dotted lane paint.

Such a maneuver is said to reflect the purported style and prowess of the African. The recklessness of crossing several lanes simultaneously is also attributed, albeit arbitrarily, to the supposed recklessness of the African.

(v.) *Same as "nigger slide" as a noun.
a: "That was a mighty nigger slide, Jeff. Was that some 4 lanes?"




b: "T'was 6, my dear chap."



"That meanderin' African nigger slid his way to a roadside police beating."
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 15, 2008
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pinkus

(noun) An often derogatory term used to emasculate men.
The term uses a color commonly considered feminine, and with the -us ending, suggests the word "penis".

(Note the words "penis" and "pinkus" sound alike.)

The common image derived from the insult "pinkus" is that of a tender, infant-like penis--one docile enough for new mothers and their friends to cackle and coo with pointed fingers.
I see your pink little toes peeking out from your open-toed cast; I imagine your pinkus to be of a similar visage.

Why is your wittle pinkus so chafed?

While dressing in gym class, his pinkus gingerly slipped out through his boxers--he was thereon dubbed "lightswitch" .
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008
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snist

(noun) sneeze-mist
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.

(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.
Ronaldino's snist spewed beneath the stadium lights into the balmy night sky.

I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.

Move over, I'm gonna snist.

I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008
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cowbro

(noun) A small subsect within the ever-pathetic bro epidemic. These bros call the dairies of Chino, Norco, small parts of Corona and Chino Hills their home.

Not to be left out, young boys and girls who grew up on dairies enfuse a dairy-esc hooligan style to the bro image. Contrary to popular bro-dom, these cowbros seldom grew up in suburbs. This gives them a tinge of badass-ness that overshadows that of most bros.

For example, cowbros' raised trucks are often dirty, a symbol of accomplishment. These bros actually attempt use their ridiculous trucks. Furthermore, their trucks will often be seen modified greatly with flared fenders, an unevenly raised front axle, and a truck bed which proudly shows a spare tire so big, a door cannot fit, thus rendering the truck bed all but useless.

Though a small splinter from the bro sect, cowbros still look like bros, talk like bros, act like bros, and think like bros.
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The Chino High football game was overrun with cowbros.

Biff's fenders are so high. I can't compete with that. He's the sultan of cowbros.
by elegantmaskwithafeather October 17, 2008
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