snist

(noun) sneeze-mist
the spray that always seems to reach some part of your skin when someone sneezes.

(verb) to snist
to fail to cover the mouth during a sneeze, resulting in an abrupt spray that fills the air.

Ronaldino's snist spewed beneath the stadium lights into the balmy night sky.

I raised my shirt over my mouth to shield the others from my snist.

Move over, I'm gonna snist.

I enjoy it when my dog snists on my calf.

snist by elegantmaskwithafeather October 13, 2008

Plump Sister 

A woman who has put on a few pounds since the last time that a random 72 year old Uncle will say to Larry, the cousin twice removed, this kind of thing:

Uncle: "Golly! That's Suzanne? She has gotten to be a real Plump Sister since the last time I saw her."
Larry: "Must've been back in the Seventies. Before the kid. Kids. Who knows."

Uncle: "It was May 1979. When they got married...wow she just blimped out!" Larry: "Total butterball. Plump Sister, shame."

Plump Sister by MissPriss9 January 12, 2019

Sister X 

The sister with the most not-relative-siblings in Vietnam.

- Do you know sister X?
- Of course, she's the one with the most siblings in Vietnam.

Sister X by Bé Iu Của Chị X April 23, 2021

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies 

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

SISTASTIK 

A COOL ENHANCED version of a sister who is SUPER AWESOME..SISTASTIK

Sis you came through..SISTASTIK
Sister my forever friend SISTASTIK

SISTASTIK by ClassicRonnie June 15, 2019

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister 

The supposedly long awaited (and self published) memoire of Samantha Markle wherein she promised to ‘spill the tea’ on Meghan Markle, The Duchess of Sussex, but as usual failed to deliver.

Wow The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister was so bad Sam couldn’t give it away for free!

The Diary of Princess Pushy’s Sister by Blood Sister October 6, 2023

sister zoned 

When a guy/ girl you like says "you are like my sister" or "you are like the little sister I've never had" or "I love you like a sis" It is worse than being friend zoned, it's all the way past friends to family. You probably have a 2% chance of getting out of the sister zone and having a relationship with that person.

I thought we were on a date, but he sister zoned me twice. I guess we were just hanging out.

sister zoned by Queen B, Bitch! June 5, 2015