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Some one that is so dumb that his own friends feel bad for him. He is a great guy but honestly sometimes he can be the Dumbest person imaginal.
Michael once went into a liquor store at ten and when the clerk asked of ID he gave him his sponge bob fan club identification
by el samo April 15, 2019
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You need two guys one girl. One guy shits on her chest while the other guy cums in her ass simultaneously.
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they then proceeded to boston two time as a three some.
by el samo April 30, 2019
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Ayden honestly looks like a demented pedophilic velociraptor. Sometimes I see him just sitting there smiling at me, in the most creepy way imagine able. Hes always going around saying the stupidest shit in the world, but even though he may be dumb he still is one fun as mofo
Wow that ayden guy sure is a weird guy
by el samo April 15, 2019
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this bitch crazy. ms saltez does not speaka da engish that ms. saltez
by el samo April 15, 2019
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This guy is just the biggest dick you will ever meet. He thinks he's good at everything but he isn't. He considers himself as cool and popular but hes actually a huge loser. He may be a guy but damn, hes the biggest drama queen you will ever meet. He always brags about his big dick but everyone knows he's got a 1 inch pinch. hes always acting like hes black but if he was every in the hood his bitch ass would be shot up.
Ethan: wanna play catch with me
James: Do u mean drop and throw
by el samo April 15, 2019
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an Asian that smokes so much mary jane that he is high af constantly. hes usually a pre fly guy and rather enjoys booning.
Drake enjoys pot
by el samo April 30, 2019
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Connor: yo bro u even paly trips
Gabe : My hat is properly on my head unlike u
by el samo April 15, 2019
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