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imaginal 

The type of sex one has with their imaginary girlfriend. A combination of "imaginary" and "vaginal".
Vince: "Dude, I got my girlfriend to do anal last night."
Brian: "I can't even get my girlfriend to do anything but vaginal, and like once a week. What about you, Trev?"
Trevor: "Last night- "
Mike: " -Dude, Trevor only gets imaginal from his canadian girlfriend! You've never met her."
imaginal by M Digga August 16, 2006
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imaginal 

1. Pertaining to non-existant (female) sexual organs, such as those of an imaginary girlfriend. 2. Describing a form of sexual intercourse that didn't actually occur.
"Yeah, you know your pathetic when even your make-believe girlfriend has a imaginal yeast infection."

"Well, if you include 'imaginal' then yeah, Jessica and I hooked up last week."
imaginal by Evil Vincent August 16, 2006

imaginary girlfriend syndrome 

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her
Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

imaginationship 

An imaginary relationship that someone makes up in their head because they are secretly very deeply in love with someone else. It falls somewhere between crush and stalking.
John: "Man I wanna tell you something but you have to promise to keep it a secret."
Fred: "Sure thing man, whats up?"
John: "I'm totally in love with Kelly man!"
Fred: "Dude that's never gonna happen, I think you have an imaginationship going on."
John: "Yea I guess your right."
imaginationship by Gus15 December 9, 2008

Imaginary Lat Syndrome

Imaginary Lat Syndrome is a common case of someone, typically a male, who believes they are rather muscular when in reality this isn't the case. Those with Imaginary Lat Syndrome can typically be seen walking uncomfortably while flaring their small lat muscles and tensing their arms in an attempt to look "jacked." In reality, it appears douchey and looks like a toothbrush has been shoved up their ass. Manlets are at high risk of falling victim due to overcompensation reasons.
Imaginary Lat Syndrome by Chazzy22 September 13, 2013

imaginary friend

Usually as a result of not having much or any friends in reality, your mind creates an imaginary friend. Even the creator of an imaginary friend cannot see them, unless if they are on LSD, or just hallucinogenic. You're not nessecarily "crazy" if you have one.

You can just talk to them in your mind, they can think for you sometimes, you can ask them for advice or ask them to decide which movie you want to rent tonight. You can get into arguments with them, and you can have intelligent conversations with them.

But...

You can't kill them.

They might slowly fade away in time... but... I don't know...

Yeah.

Also.

You can completely change into your imaginary friend. Sad I know.
imaginary friend by Keael January 7, 2006

imaginary bluetooth 

A device that allows people to communicate out loud with imaginary friends, foes, complaint hot lines, etc, while in public places. Commonly used on public transport.
Sam: That bloke was jabbering away, but had no phone.

Saul: He was using his imaginary bluetooth.
imaginary bluetooth by wheaty October 1, 2008