einstein's definitions

butt mud

Slang for feces.

Wipe your ass so your drawers don't get covered in butt mud.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

Turkey Neck

a boy who has an irregularly large "adam's apple".

hahahah melon u turkey neck! your face looks like its been rammed up a hens ass

by einstein January 4, 2005

ibook

-A crappy computer from Macintosh(crapy anyways) that uses a small battery that can't run a small machine.
-A computer that can't run its own apple works
-Machine that locks up ONLY 4 times a day

John: I have a ibook.
Jim: I am sooooooo Sorry!
John: Thank you!

by Einstein March 17, 2005

apple works

A bad application made by apple that sucks.
A way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot

Bob: I use apple works
John: Hey Bieber, Bob uses apple works
Bieber: Yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn't know that he is being ripped off by apple

by Einstein March 18, 2005

Oleg

1. math god ^ inf - 1
2. Gelo
3. Portuguese translation: ice

Oleg is an inspiration to everyone.

by Einstein May 4, 2003

erector set

Slang for penis and testicles.

This dude I know got his erector set caught in a Salad Shooter. Now he's missing a nut.

by Einstein April 30, 2003

hoebag

Slut, Dirty Nasty Slut, Whore, Disease Infested, Hoe Bag

Shut up you fucking Hoe Bag

by Einstein January 2, 2003