Definitions by dyaaar

Cauc 

The abbreviation of "Caucasian", however when someone calls you a Cauc, they aren't calling you white, but the equivalent to a white nigger.

Dave: You know what Steve, your a bit of a prick

Steve: Fuck off ya Cauc

Cauc by Dyaaar December 24, 2010

Turban 

If you havn't come across a group dedicated to this on facebook, get out.

Liam joined the group: Don't you hate it when you spill curry on your favourite turban .

Turban by Dyaaar March 31, 2010

blimeyyour 

When somebody forgets to put the space between "blimey" and "your", and then you said "blimeyyour" out loud and sound like an absolute tit.

Guy 1: C'mon, lets carry him home

Guy2: Cor blimeyyour heavy.

blimeyyour by Dyaaar March 18, 2010

Hassle 

The reason why I aint got a girlfriend.

Guy 1: Why aint you got a girlfriend mate?
Guy 2: Too much fucking hassle

Hassle by Dyaaar December 13, 2009

MIF 

Similar to MILF "Mum I'd Like To Fuck", however MIF stands for "Mum I Fucked".

Harry: Kenny your Mum's a MILF

Kenny: Oi!

Ryan: Kenny your Mum's a MIF

Kenny: ....

Ryan: ;)

MIF by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

Posh One 

The act in which a boy has a posh wank (wanking with a condom on)

Leon: What you at when you get home mate?

Danny: Dunno mate, probs gonna go have a posh one

Posh One by Dyaaar December 12, 2009

White Wog

The white version of a black cunt

Harrison: OMG World of Warcraft is sooo gooood

Danny: Shut up white wog

White Wog by Dyaaar December 12, 2009