duckbutt's definitions

PITA syndrome

The PITA syndrome refers to a person consistently being a pain in the ass to other people. This term is occasionally used by psychologists to refer to a pattern of being consistently annoying or unpleasant.

Bill went through life consistently manifesting the PITA syndrome.

by Duckbutt September 10, 2004

remoras

A person's remoras are a personal retinue of sycophants that maintain the fragile esteem of an important person and bask in that person's reflected glory. They do not serve some instrumental purpose. such as bodyguards or assistants, but are merely a mobile personal cheering squad.

You can always expect that stars and media celebrities with have their remoras in tow.

by Duckbutt April 27, 2006

univac

This is an acronym for unusually nasty infection; vultures are circling.

That one has a UNIVAC; give him a Bible so he can study for the finals. He's gonna die.

by Duckbutt April 28, 2006

doodlebugging

Using a seismic method for exploring for oil that entails setting off explosions at measured intervals and recording the shock waves' passage through different strata.

Bill spent the summer doodlebugging with a seismic crew off the Great Barrier Reef.

by Duckbutt July 29, 2005

New Jersey bubble bath

This refers to the results of making flatuses while taking a bath.

After dining royally on pinto beans, Hector took a New Jersey bubble bath.

by Duckbutt January 11, 2008

airborne coitus

Periphrastic speech for flying fuck, usually preceded by "I don't give a . . . . ".

I don't give an airborne coitus what Massachuetts senators think!

by Duckbutt November 20, 2005

butt-ugly

A condition of being extremely ugly.

That dog is butt-ugly.

by Duckbutt July 30, 2008