duckbutt's definitions
A very disreputable and disgusting person. Any descriptive with the word "turd" can serve to stress the particularly egregious nature of the person's unpleasantness.
by Duckbutt December 7, 2005
Get the steaming turdmug. by Duckbutt April 27, 2006
Get the goat rodeomug. A necktie in a gaudy paisley pattern, so-called because it looks like someone blew his lunch while wearing it.
by Duckbutt January 25, 2006
Get the blow-lunch tiemug. A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.
Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.
by Duckbutt November 27, 2005
Get the seagull administrationmug. 
This is the plight occasionally experienced by lower-level college administrators such as department or division chairs in which they are on a short leash as to what they can do, are regularly given a ration of shit, and are kept in the dark.
No budget, no instructions, no discretion or wiggle room; Bill has been consigned to mushroom status and regular Friday afternoon meetings.
by Duckbutt September 23, 2005
Get the mushroom statusmug. The traditional Mardi Gras circular cake: festively iced with purple, gold, and green frosting. A small bean or plastic doll baby is inserted somewhere in each one. The one who gets this has to provide the king cake next year.
We had the traditional New Orleans king cake. As, as is tradition, it was not very good this year, either. Still, it's a reminder of New Orleans: the best damned city in the country. Even though it's down now, it will come back, so hang loose and let the good times roll.
by Duckbutt February 27, 2006
Get the king cakemug.