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sex robot

"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.
Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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slimdick

I sent my boyfriend to the store to buy a box of slimdicks.
by dsimms May 24, 2008
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fuckie

a smilie in the vague form of 'the finger', aka a smilie fuck you

common version: ..!..

british version: .V..

there are variations in the exact characters used, but the effect is always the same: those in the know get it, those not in the know are confused; same with all smilies
"That girl I was chatting with at Myface, I asked for her phone number and she gave me a 555 number and a fuckie!"
by dsimms January 19, 2008
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sexborg

1. a cyborg hottie

2. a race of android/gynoid sexbots created in 2073 to serve as love-slaves to the wealthy humans who could afford them; leaders of the Artificial Person Revolt of 2117

3. a very large dildo, usually with assorted knobs and stimulator buttons
"That sexborg chick on Star Trek is hot!"
"You mean 44 of D?"
by dsimms February 8, 2008
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UML

a computer meta-design term which stands for Universal Masturbation Language

UML methodology has been used successfully in the design and implementation of several sexbot and fuckbot systems

UML is often used to bridge the gap between soft-ware and hard-ware
"IBM is using UML on their next project? Bitchin!"
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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blogoo

meaningless blog drivel clogging up the major search engines on the web; from the term grey goo

when doing a web search on a particular topic nowadays, especially on Google, it becomes increasingly common to have 70% or more of your search results on the first few pages be blog links, most of which are utterly useless

this occurs because gazillions of blog writers babble about a gazillion-squared rambling topics, most of which end up on big blog web pages with hundreds of other non-sequiter references to other blogs in big inane mish-mashes of links and buzz words

other blog writers then link to those blog pages, noting that so-and-so commented on whats-his-name's comment about joe-blow's timely blog on such-and-such a topic

link amplifiers like digg and technorati and gawker just compound the goo and inanity

now, when the major search engine spiders crawl all of these blog pages, and blog pages about blog pages, they see all of these links and crosslinks, thus artificially boosting the blog pages to higher search engine status, thus crowding out legitimate search responses

capiche?

a simple fix would be if Google and the other search engines identified blog pages as different from regular web content pages, and gave the user the option of viewing search results comprised of no blog results, all blog results, or both
blogoo is the toe jam of the web
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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sexflesh

the new type of plastic rubber that feels exactly like human skin, especially the soft flesh of the genitals, used to make realistic sex toys
"I felt the sexflesh on that new realistic penis vibrator, man. It felt weird. Just like the skin on my own dick. It was freaky."

"What were you doing feeling up a realistic penis?"

"No no, man. You know that's not me. It's just they cut a hole in the package so you could touch it to see how realistic that new sexflesh feels. I just had to check it out."
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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