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crawl

a dance done by search engine spiders on the web

when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links

this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
robots.txt files can be used to limit what spiders do when they crawl your website -- assuming it's a spider that obeys the rules
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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West Bubblefuck

West Bubblefuck, or WBF, is the upscale American version of BFE, or Bumfuck Egypt.

You would expect to find the Snobbleys and Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly TPT and cornpone.

In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
"My cousin's family wanna move from Bumfuck Egypt, where they's livin now, clear out ta West Bubblefuck t'other side o' the tracks. I done told 'em they ain't gonna be happy there, livin 'mongst them rich folks. But they don't listen to me. I guess they got airs."

flip side:

"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
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cyberlink

another term for a cyberline, usually referring to the endpoint equipment one uses during cybersex

any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
"After class today, I'm gotta get on my cyberlink and touch base with Sasha"

"Who?"

"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."

"Ohhh"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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pigsize

the largest size you can get in any product

for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
"What size drink you want with that?"

"Pigsize me!"
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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ST:NG

Star Trek: the Next Generation - the second tv series in the long-running science fiction franchise

usually pronouneced as "S T N G", as separate letters with no reference to the colon, even though it is _always_ written with the colon

also called simply "Next Generation" by the geekazoids

sometimes also written ST:tNG
"He is such a geek, when he says ST:NG you can hear the fucking colon in it, I swear"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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cyberlover

a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real

usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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suckford

a variation on Stepford, referring to Stepford Wives, where something is bland and lifeless but at the same time has exciting sexual advantages or is oddly a turn-on in a kinky sort of way

see Stepford Wife

alternatively, a small suburb of London where one can find such amenities as warm pints and hot knickers, often right next door
A Suckford Wife would be one who is robotic and soulless, but gives great sex.

A suckford job would be one you hate, or is boring, but has great side benefits -- for example, accountant at a strip club.

"We want to move out to Suckford, out by Humpshire"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
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