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cyberline

the network connection you use to have cybersex with your cyber fuckbuddy

the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
"Your folks got you a cyberline? Woot!"

"I told them I needed it for homework."
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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sex robot

"Sex robot" is the formal commercial or industrial term for a sexbot (also called fuckbot or suckbot), just as "sex worker" is the formal term for hookers, strippers, porn queens, and ho's.
Damn. The IRS wants me to list my sex robots as sex workers so they can charge me wage taxes. Damn.
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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bionoid

biological yet constructed

biologically or genetically engineered (gengineered)

implies not natural, not created by nature
The concept of bionoid humans has been around a long time. What do you think golems and Frankenstein's monster are?
"Out of clay and flesh, we carve thee."

or

"I think your boyfriend is a real bionoid douche bag"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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CASE tools

Computer-Aided Sexual Experience or Computer-Aided Sexual Enhancement software - programs used to enhance the cybersex experience, usually for both partners

CASE tools come in many varieties and levels of technology. One of the first was a program that let you remotely control a vibrator (attached to a control box) across the internet. You could actually control the speed of the vibrator by moving your mouse around inside a box drawn on the screen. Usually the male had the program and the female had the control box and vibrator. For some reason this equipment and software are no longer available. They were sold by one of the dating/matchmaking websites.

Since then, many other CASE tools have been created.
Some consider instant messaging and chatrooms to be good examples of CASE tools, since most cybersex occurs there.

(Does this mean Second Life is also a CASE tool?)
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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expresso

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go
Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.
by dsimms May 1, 2008
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lovebot

a polite term for a sexbot

1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with

2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with

3. a fuckbot you make love to

4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family

5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year

not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)
"The next sexbot I buy, I hope I can afford one of those hot new foreign bots... maybe that sleek BMW lovebot with the level-5 AI, or maybe one of those new Mercedes models they're making in France."

"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"

"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."

"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"

"Hey man, I'm no perv!"
by dsimms January 26, 2008
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consensual reality

another description for virtual reality, especially when it involves multiple users interacting in a virtual space

"consensual reality" and virtual reality were made popular by writers like William Gibson (Neuromancer, Johnny Mnemonic) and Neal Stephenson (SnowCrash) -- to truly understand VR and consensual reality, you should read them
"Yes, I achieved a form of sexual intimacy with my partner in consensual reality last night."

"Hey Professor! You mean you banged your squeeze in cyber last night? You da man! I told you VR sex was hot!"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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