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a cybersex partner; someone you cyber with just like you were lovers in real
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
usually regularity, commitment, and caring are part of the cyberlover pattern, just like any real relationship
Usually you never meet your cyberlover, but there are many cases I know about where two cyberlovers arrange to meet in real. Usually one of them flies out to the city where the other lives; sometimes they arrange to meet in a completely different city. In every case, they practically fuck in the cab on the way to the hotel.
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberlover mug.a generic term for any fears that humans may have regarding sex with robots
because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other
because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other
"I'd only hit that Terminator chick if I could check her coochie for metal pussy teeth. Every time."
On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.
On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.
by dsimms October 29, 2008
Get the metal pussy teeth mug.a dance done by search engine spiders on the web
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
robots.txt files can be used to limit what spiders do when they crawl your website -- assuming it's a spider that obeys the rules
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the crawl mug.West Bubblefuck, or WBF, is the upscale American version of BFE, or Bumfuck Egypt.
You would expect to find the Snobbleys and Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly TPT and cornpone.
In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
You would expect to find the Snobbleys and Bickersons residing in West Bubblefuck, whereas you'd expect the inhabitants of BFE to be mostly TPT and cornpone.
In either case, the location refers to some place "way out to hell and gone".
"My cousin's family wanna move from Bumfuck Egypt, where they's livin now, clear out ta West Bubblefuck t'other side o' the tracks. I done told 'em they ain't gonna be happy there, livin 'mongst them rich folks. But they don't listen to me. I guess they got airs."
flip side:
"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
flip side:
"My cousin's family, quite pedigreed you know, want to move from their comfy townhouse in the suburbs out to that new development in south county. They're looking at buying some kind of barn-converted-loft, for God sakes, with acreage. That's like moving from West Bubblefuck out to Bumfuck Egypt if you ask me. So retrograde. Why don't they move into the city, where there's some culture?"
by dsimms May 26, 2008
Get the West Bubblefuck mug.the network connection you use to have cybersex with your cyber fuckbuddy
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
the conceptual network line running from your cyberlover's computer, through all the intermediate crap of the internet, ending up on your computer, on your screen
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberline mug.another term for a cyberline, usually referring to the endpoint equipment one uses during cybersex
any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
any computer equipment used to connect to your cyberlover during cybersex
"After class today, I'm gotta get on my cyberlink and touch base with Sasha"
"Who?"
"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."
"Ohhh"
"Who?"
"Sasha. My new cybersqueeze. Met her on MyFace."
"Ohhh"
by dsimms January 16, 2008
Get the cyberlink mug.the largest size you can get in any product
for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
for some products the largest size is king-size, family-size, giant-size, jumbo-size, or super-size - pigsize always refers to the largest
by dsimms January 18, 2008
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