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"I swear dude. I wear that t-shirt that says 'Will you be my love slave?' and girls I've never seen before just walk up to me and say 'Yes'."
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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"Dude, you gotta adify, not dignify... look what Drudge did."
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
"So you're saying I should sell out?"
"Dude, get with the program... dollars is where it's at... sell your soul... to Google!"
by dsimms April 22, 2008
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1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with
2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with
3. a fuckbot you make love to
4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family
5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year
not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)
1. a sexbot that someone has fallen in love with
2. a sexbot specifically designed for humans to fall in love with
3. a fuckbot you make love to
4. how you describe your new Robovenus to the rest of the family
5. the trademark of a limited edition bot made in 2012 which was programmed more for companionship and conversation than sex; discontinued the following year
not to be confused with the Love Boat, a quasi-amusing TV show back in the pre-net days which starred actors and actresses sliding down to C-list status (but before they hit Hollywood Squares bottom)
"The next sexbot I buy, I hope I can afford one of those hot new foreign bots... maybe that sleek BMW lovebot with the level-5 AI, or maybe one of those new Mercedes models they're making in France."
"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"
"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."
"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"
"Hey man, I'm no perv!"
"What about a Saab lovebot? I hear those Swedish models are hot! And they cry real tears!"
"Oh yeah! I just don't wanna buy another American-made model, like GE or Whirlpool... they fuck ok, but they're so blah otherwise."
"What about that new Japanese/Korean lovebot, the LG-12?"
"Hey man, I'm no perv!"
by dsimms January 26, 2008
Get the lovebot mug.A porn queen usually refers to a woman who has appeared in pornographic media, such as movies (porn flicks), magazines (porn mags), or online porn sites (webporn).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
Many porn queens cross over between the different forms of media, first becoming a skin mag model, then later a porn actress; sometimes this process is reversed. Some porn queens even start their own websites. Porn queens also go on road tours, starring or headlining at strip clubs in major cities.
Being a porn queen usually implies the actress/model has made a "name" for herself. Often a porn actress will choose a fake name with a humorous and/or double entendre meaning so as to make it memorable (for example, Bunny Blue).
"...Jenna Jameson wants the world to officially remember her for her iconic porn princess name. Earlier this week the knocked-up starlet filed legal papers to become 'Jenna Jameson' and permanently move on from her birth name, Jenna Marie Massoli."
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
-- from Rumorficial Celebrity Gossip, Nov. 2008, on porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson
(calling porn queen extraordinaire Jenna Jameson a 'princess' is like calling good Queen Liz a princess - a polite diminutive retrograde)
by dsimms January 11, 2009
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this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites
sometimes called "porno"
this is the Print Era equivalent of porn web sites
sometimes called "porno"
Yuck. I was looking for my fishing gear in our garage when I found my dad's hidden stash.
Your dad smokes dope?
No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
Your dad smokes dope?
No man, worse. It was his porn mags. Gross.
by dsimms January 11, 2009
Get the porn mag mug.a dance done by search engine spiders on the web
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
when a spider crawls your website, it gathers up all the links and keywords on your web pages, then crawls into all the web pages pointed to by your links
this dance is sometimes called "crawling the web"
robots.txt files can be used to limit what spiders do when they crawl your website -- assuming it's a spider that obeys the rules
by dsimms April 21, 2008
Get the crawl mug.a generic term for any fears that humans may have regarding sex with robots
because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other
because robots are really genderless machines, the phobic term "metal pussy teeth" applies to potential harm from any sexbot, male or female or other
"I'd only hit that Terminator chick if I could check her coochie for metal pussy teeth. Every time."
On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.
On a humorous side note, the urban myth became such a big concern that the Koreans started printing "No Metal Pussy Teeth" on the outside box of every LG-12 Sexbot, and on all their promotional literature.
by dsimms October 29, 2008
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