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pull a yoder

strip naked and go swimming in a holy body of water, like the Sea of Galilee - especially applies to politicians during an election year
"Kansas congressman Yoder apologizes for swimming nude in Sea of Galilee" -- which is where Jesus walked on water and you-know-who decided to pull a yoder during a Congressional fact-finding tour to Israel
by dsimms August 20, 2012
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44 of D

The Borg known as Seven of Nine on the Star Trek Voyager TV series. Played by actress Jeri Ryan.

Also called "36 of D" by those who are nearsighted, inexperienced, or don't know a great handful when they see it.
"Hell yeah I'd do 44 of D, I mean Seven of Nine. With or without her Borg gear. Uhhh... do you think it's really true about her metal pussy teeth?"
by dsimms May 10, 2008
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Vagina Slims

tampons; aka slimdicks
My Vagina Slims fell out of my purse, it was so embarassing.
by dsimms May 24, 2008
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gengineered

genetically engineered

implies very high-tech bioengineering
"I'm gonna get me one of them new gengineered giant dicks!"
by dsimms January 9, 2009
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bloggoo

(alternate spelling for blogoo)

grey goo search results consisting mostly of blog links that have nothing to do with the topic you're interested in

what's worse is when the link is to some blog that links to some other blog, and only came up in the search results because it has your search topic as a meaningless buzz word or the name of some blogger

example: you want to find information on herpes, and some blog wonk has the name Herpes, so the first 200 search results are links to _other_ peoples' blogs that point to Herpes' blogs, and are of the form: "on April 20, Herpes commented on Britney's breakup with Justin", or "Herpes said in his blog yesterday he's gonna vote for Obama"
yuck! i got bloggoo all over my fingers!
by dsimms April 21, 2008
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love slave

"I swear dude. I wear that t-shirt that says 'Will you be my love slave?' and girls I've never seen before just walk up to me and say 'Yes'."
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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suckbot

a sexbot used primarily for oral sex

often true fuckbots include the functionality of a suckbot
"The next generation of suckbots are gonna rock, man! My local sex shop has me down on their list!"

"Loser. Geek."
by dsimms January 16, 2008
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