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Definitions by drac250

short for "Horrendous"; also, to get very drunk or inebriated.
Only said by absolute pricks.
Fuck man I was fucking Rendo last night!
Let's get Rendo!
Last night was fucking Rendo.
Rendo by DRAC250 May 29, 2011

The Grifter 

A semi-mythical video circulating on the internet, said to depict a horrific murder or occult sacrifice of newborn babies. All those who have seen the video report intense nightmares, hallucinations and psychological trauma as effects of watching it. A famous staple of /x/ and numerous other forums dedicated to the paranormal; it is rumoured to be posted on youtube occasionally, but is always quickly taken down. Whenever The Grifter enters the topic of conversation on the above-mentioned forums, people will warn against watching it, even begging you not to ruin your life.
My friend watched The Grifter for a laugh, he cut his wrists afterwards.
The Grifter is scarier than slenderman.
The Grifter by DRAC250 March 30, 2011

9 grams of lead

The "final ration from the Soviet State", the 7.62mm bullet from a Tokarev TT-33 or Mosin-Nagant m1895 Revolver. The bullet weighs nine grams, so to be given nine grams of lead from the Soviet State is to be shot by an officer. This phrase was coined by Soviet soldiers in world war II when failing to carry out your duty or any sign of cowardice meant being shot in the head by your officer or commissar.

Also has some use today in Ukrainian Mafia circles, where the 7.62x25mm bullet is still used.
Simonov dropped his rifle in battle, so he was given 9 grams of lead.
Over 12,500 Soviet soldiers were given 9 grams of lead at Stalingrad.
9 grams of lead by DRAC250 March 28, 2011
A swedish word, meaning "for fuck's sake"
Very useful in circumstances where you can't swear in English.
Fyfan! There's kids everywhere in this... er, fudging cinema!
Fyfan by DRAC250 March 28, 2011

bump-stick 

A piece of wood shaped like the stock of a rifle, with a horizontal bar projecting from one side. It magically turns semi-automatic weapons (those which fire one bullet per pull of the trigger) into bullet-hoses; a device which uses the recoil of a gun to fire the next round.
One of many ways to turn your shitty california-legal semi-automatic AR-15 into a machine-gun. Very popular in US states where semi-automatic rifles are legal; chiefly used by man-children and 13-year-old boys. On the down-side, it seriously impedes accuracy, and thus is useless for criminals.
Imma take my SKS and bump-stick and shoot some dirt!
Just plug in your bump-stick to turn your glock into a matrix-style machine-pistol!
I used a bump-stick and hit nothing but air.
bump-stick by DRAC250 March 26, 2011
A contraction of "you're jealous". Popularised in late 2010 alongside a macro of a man grinning. Sometimes written in greentext as "you jelly".
Person A: I've got a mosin nagant!
Person B: FUCK YOU MOSINS SUCK
Person A: ujelly?
ujelly by DRAC250 March 25, 2011

Polski Smak 

An overweight, chain-smoking, muscular Polish gangster who has immigrated to the UK. Also know as Polski Beefcakes. They are known for walking around in packs, smoking, drinking large quantities of Tyskie and beating the shit out of chavs who attack them.
I was walking down the road the other day when I saw half a dozen Polski Smaks coming in the other direction.
Polski Smaks keep stealing crates of Tyskie from the local shop.
Polski Smak by DRAC250 October 25, 2010