30 definitions by douglas epley

chucked up

a more polite way up saying fucked up also can be used when a guy named chuck fucks something up

man that job was really chucked up

by douglas epley November 15, 2006

apartment manager

the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application

apartment managers are chodes!!!

by douglas epley November 26, 2006

shroom bruise

when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo

i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week

by douglas epley November 6, 2006

parallel parking

what an asian driver just cant do, they should start a new reality show about this. they can build em but cant drive em

hey check this sorry ass drivers attempt at parallel parking

by douglas epley November 27, 2006

chang tang

asian pussy..hot looking asian girl...

man that girl is one hot piece of chang tang

by douglas epley November 5, 2006

50 center

1. a hooker you would only pay 50 cent for, lower than two dolla ho
2. slang for half-breed person

1. man i was so drunk, got me a bj from a 50 center
2. she a 50 center, half japanese half german

by douglas epley November 10, 2006

jiggle twins

a set of big ass titties, boobs, knockers, cans, rack,

hey check out the jiggle twins

by douglas epley November 15, 2006