30 definitions by douglas epley

When someone is too drunk to walk straight and is staggering, it looks like they are walking on round bottom shoes.
That bitch was so druunk, she's walking like she has on round bottom shoes.
by douglas epley December 17, 2006
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this is a nickname for highway 880 in the san francisco bay area from union city to milpitas, named for the extremely large percentage of asian drivers found on it. and subsequently the high numbers of traffic jams and accidents etc etc
dude, it took me 3 hours to go 2 miles on the ho chi minh trail, must be chinese new years
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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when you get so shit faced drunk that you dont remember what you did and you have a few less friends the next day. caused by too many 40 oz malt liqours and tanqueray gin
damn, sha-quita was so nigger brained last night that ho sucked off the whole party
by douglas epley November 6, 2006
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the notoriously ugly ass thing with 4 wheels made by SCION (toyota) that has the model designation of "XB" Has an uncanny resemblence to a box on roller skates. Usually seen being driven by young asian males who coudnt afford a lowered Honda rice racer
that SCION xbox has got to be one of the ugliest cars on the road, but PRIUS takes the cake in ugly, and has the stupidest drivers
by douglas epley January 17, 2008
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the lowest form of life known to mankind, someone who couldnt make it at a real job..this is the only way they can keep a roof over their head. a person whose only job qualification is: not misspelling their name more than 3 times on the application
apartment managers are chodes!!!
by douglas epley November 26, 2006
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when you dick slap your bitch on the forehead leaving a mushroom shaped bruise. another word for mushroom tattoo
i smacked the ho in the forehead and left a shroom bruise that lasted for a week
by douglas epley November 6, 2006
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what i always bet my co-worker,when a fat pig of a chick walks by...if he would do her
hey a buck a pound...you could buy a new car with that one
by douglas epley December 10, 2007
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