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Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.
by Doug May 21, 2008
Get the Greasy Viking mug.Slurry Muff, adj. The vaguely erotic act of filling a girl's muff up to the brim with fresh farm slurry while she sleeps. Can, and has, been used for many years as a humourous party trick on both land and sea, as well as Bar Mitzvahs, cocktail parties, coronations and the international textile market.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Especially popular in parts of Glasgow, where it has acquired something of a cult status for some obscure reason.
It is also regularly referred to in the light hearted ending of the BBC news at 10. Incidentally, this is also where Natasha Kaplinsky's massive head can usually be seen.
Lame guy: "Hey guys, Meredith is asleep. Lets draw on her with a marker pen and stuff!"
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
Doug: "No you wanker, lets slurry muff that bitch!"
Can also adapted for use in popular nursery rhymes for all age groups, i.e:
Mary's sleeping, Mary's sleeping,
Fetch the slurry, Fetch the slurry,
Pump it in there, Pump it in there,
Lick the remnants, Lick the remnants
(London's Burning)
by Doug May 20, 2008
Get the Slurry Muff mug.Contraction of the proper nouns China and India. Handy, shorthand way to reference both countries at once. These two countries are often mentioned in the same sentence because they both have emerging economies, and many jobs are outsourced to them. Also the adjective "Chindian."
Information technology (IT) outsourcing to Chindia grew at an annual rate of 17% last month.
Chindian call centers now handle 60% of all customer assistance calls worldwide.
Chindian call centers now handle 60% of all customer assistance calls worldwide.
by Doug May 13, 2005
Get the Chindia mug.Gorikoza - we did what we do
by Doug October 14, 2003
Get the gorikoza mug.A most evil creature who would run 30 miles to ambush you on your way home from the local to rub your head in the dirt, rob you of all your money and your entire memory of the night's events.
I felt fine in The Swan and Three but woke up with a banging headache and no idea of how i got home!
by DouG August 6, 2003
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