doug's definitions

nub

A nub is someone who is not as advanced at something as you are. See n00b , noob

Eek! You are a nub.

by Doug April 12, 2004

nosed

To be jewed.

Dude, he totally nosed all my pot.
Yeah man, you got totally jewed.

by Doug March 12, 2004

texas chilly bowl

you take a phone and lube it with hot sauce and stick it some ones ass.

Hunter likes to get the texas chilly bowl.

by Doug December 1, 2004

hump

To fuck

She looked so hot he really wanted to hump her.

by Doug November 21, 2002

ligaf

"like i give a fuck"

by Doug December 3, 2002

Zoomtard

(n) A fast retard

Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.

by Doug February 13, 2004

shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003