doug's definitions

dooj

1. An action by a video game player that gives the player the appearance of being new to the game, or a poor player. 2. An action by a video game player that makes another player appear to be new to the game, or a poor player.

Don't dooj this round.

That guy got doojed.

by Doug December 22, 2004

pow right in the kisser

A euphamism for wifebeating from "Honeymooners".

One of these days, Alice, one of these days. Pow! Right in the kisser! Bang! Zoom! To the moon, Alice, to the moon!

by Doug March 12, 2004

twanger

a twenty dollar bill

when she finally got home, i found a twanger in her g-string.

by doug January 21, 2004

rebel

someone who uses cash

In todays society, it is the person who uses cash who is rebelling agoinst the modern world.

by Doug September 2, 2003

Greasy Viking

Noun. The kind of viking who is always happy and outgoing, and is often interested in world affairs. Cannot be used to describe similar vikings who may or may not be happy and/or outgoing. The name greasy viking is slightly misleading as many vikings did actually have regular and thorough detox sessions and were relatively clean and pleasant smelling.

Man: "Hey there what can I do for you."

Greasy Viking: "Hi I am a greasy Viking and I am on crack."

by Doug May 21, 2008

doy

stupid sound

Doy.

by Doug September 10, 2003

stylobate

To be sedentary, especially chilling in avoidance of work.

Sometimes instead of doing work, I sit at my computer, browse some web pages and stylobate as I view them.

by Doug March 31, 2003