doug's definitions

rig

hot bitch

by doug June 26, 2003

artie

Noun: Fat Wop
Stared in "Dirtie Work" and cameo'd in "Old School". Took over Jackie's spot on "The Howard Stern Show" and it has never been better.

Loves Jack and water, Pizza, Coke, bread, and all foods.

I lost my girl, Dana.... "Atrie"

by DOug August 19, 2004

NOTA

Bliss: None Of The Above

Matt K. is a:

A.Man
B.Woman
C.NOTA

by Doug April 14, 2004

baliwood

baliwood is the combo of ballys and hollywood

White Dude:I went to the ballys in hollywood!

Black Dude: snap Yo, cracker mean baliwood!

by Doug September 7, 2004

Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

by Doug May 25, 2008

KFClave

Poor bugger who works repetitively in KFC for low wage and high hours.

"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*

by Doug June 16, 2006

dirty butt slut

when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her

I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut

by Doug July 1, 2006