doug's definitions

Rippin' a toob

Bong hit, clearing the chamber, stoned.

"The only way I deal with my boss, is by rippin' a tube before go to work"

by doug April 24, 2003

Unlose

To win. Especially in an online FPS such as CS or Quake (or any mod thereof).

Red team is teh unlose!

by doug November 14, 2003

AtEase

To put oneself into an at ease position after having been at attention, saluting a higher commanding officer.

After the first soldier said "At Ease sir," the second soldier At-Ease-ed.

by Doug October 25, 2003

slickery

Cance's definition of something that is both slippery and slick. (Chemistry term)

"This chemical is very slickery"

by Doug April 13, 2004

KFClave

Poor bugger who works repetitively in KFC for low wage and high hours.

"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*

by Doug June 16, 2006

dirty butt slut

when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her

I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut

by Doug July 1, 2006

Cork Dork

Noun. A dork made of cork. Not neccessarily from southern Ireland.

Lady Friend: "Not only are you boring, greasy and nerdy but you are also made entirely of cork. Sod off."

Cork Dork: "Ok."

by Doug May 25, 2008