shacker

One who shits and jacks off simultaneously.

"That gay shacker deserves it"

by DOUG October 10, 2003

sortable

Able to be sorted.

A word that's now used often in the computer processing world.

The information contained in the database is sortable by column heading.

by Doug March 15, 2005

World war III

A great world war, that will happen during the last days of Earth.... it will probably last 7 years for that is the time that the bible predicted the last days to go on, a 7 year tribulation...

World War III will be the worst war maybe even the last war before Jesus returns.

by Doug May 02, 2004

Penis

~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process
~Something women can't live without
~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club
~

The life of a Penis
-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time
-Next door neighbor is a real asshole
-Has a head he can't think with
-An eye he can't see out of
-His best friend is a pussy
-Everytime he gets excited he throws up
-And worst of all his owner beats him

by Doug January 23, 2005

International Superhits!

An album by Green Day that is compiled of their greatest hits - Came out in 2001 - includes hits "Good Riddance (Time Of Your Life), Longview, and When i Come Around - Doesn't include American Idiot Songs because that album wasen't out then - songs off their albums: Dookie, Nimrod, Isomniac, Warning,

I didn't want to buy all of Green Day's CD's, so I bought International Superhits! so I could listen to their best old songs.

by Doug April 10, 2005

goth

It has been said that the only thing worst than a conformist is the one who conforms to nonconformist standards. In essence, that is what has become of the goth subculture. Originally a sharp reaction to preps and jocks, the goth standard has melted down into a standard that cannot be deviated from. Modern day goths follow the same routine and habits: They listen to metal and death metal music, such as Slipknot and Led Zeppelin; they dress in nothing but black; they wear clothing from the unusual (fishnet) to the bizzare (high-top black leather boots); they have many piercings on their body, including (but not limited to) the eyebrows, tongue, belly-button, and lips; they shop at Hot Topic; they describe themselves as 'twisted' or 'dark'. There are more examples I can think of, but by now, you should have a clear mental picture of what a goth is. We all know a goth; (s)he sticks out like a sore thumb. The goth subculture is burning itself up, because it was originally a reaction to conformism. Now, it has simply creatly a new standard to conform to.

There goes that goth chick, with her leather outfit and mowhawk hair dyed green.

by Doug March 29, 2005

Zoomtard

(n) A fast retard

Vrooom! Zoomtard is the fastest.

by Doug February 13, 2004