doug's definitions

Shred

The act of playing fast on a guitar. It can be done with grace, anger, and ownageness

Steve Vai shreds like a madman

by Doug April 12, 2004

j cat

An individual who is looped up on psychiatric medications.

That girl's a j cat.

by Doug March 28, 2005

Abe Lincoln

When you shave your pubes and blow a load on your girfriend/boyfriends face after getting head and trowing them on the face.

Doug gave Austin an Abe Lincoln

by Doug December 1, 2004

AOTA

Bliss: All Of The Above

A firetruck can be:

A. Big
B. Small
C. AOTA

by Doug April 14, 2004

baliwood

baliwood is the combo of ballys and hollywood

White Dude:I went to the ballys in hollywood!

Black Dude: snap Yo, cracker mean baliwood!

by Doug September 7, 2004

dirty butt slut

when woman is hot but when she gets naked all you find is that she has a loose pussy ,a greasy asshole and stinks soo bad that you cant even bone her

I was hungry but I puked on the way down, go wash your ass you dirty butt slut

by Doug July 1, 2006

KFClave

Poor bugger who works repetitively in KFC for low wage and high hours.

"What's your occupation?"
"I'm a KFClave"
"Poor git"
"Pass me the bloody cionide would you mate? cheers..............." *THUD*

by Doug June 16, 2006