dotk's definitions

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Hoss'em

Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.

Girl 1: How do you like my new vintage Members Jacket?

Girl 2: Hoss'em!

by dotk January 18, 2012

Screwicide

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.

My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.

by DOTK February 10, 2009

Metrofied

When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.

Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?

Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.

by DOTK July 28, 2012

Party Trooper

A person who will continue to party no mater what obstacles get in the way. The opposite of a party pooper.

Despite massive rains, high cover charges and impending doom, Jimmy continued to look for the next party. He's a real party trooper.

by dotk May 4, 2010

Great For You

A polite business way to say "fuck you".

Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.

Store Clerk: Great for you.

by DOTK March 18, 2012

Reverse PMS

If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.

Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."

John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."

by DOTK December 16, 2011