dotk's definitions

Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.

Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."

by DOTK July 23, 2010

Great For You

A polite business way to say "fuck you".

Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.

Store Clerk: Great for you.

by DOTK March 18, 2012

producktive

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)

Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.

by DOTK January 23, 2014

Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009

Hoss'em

Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.

Girl 1: How do you like my new vintage Members Jacket?

Girl 2: Hoss'em!

by dotk January 18, 2012

Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

by DOTK December 5, 2012

step-mother fucker

A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.

Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.

by DOTK April 1, 2010