dotk's definitions

step-mother fucker

A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.

Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.

by DOTK April 1, 2010

Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.

Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.

by DOTK April 5, 2012

Great For You

A polite business way to say "fuck you".

Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.

Store Clerk: Great for you.

by DOTK March 18, 2012

Party Trooper

A person who will continue to party no mater what obstacles get in the way. The opposite of a party pooper.

Despite massive rains, high cover charges and impending doom, Jimmy continued to look for the next party. He's a real party trooper.

by dotk May 4, 2010

Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by DOTK October 28, 2009

Metrofied

When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.

Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?

Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.

by DOTK July 28, 2012

Shack-In-Law

Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.

I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.

by DOTK May 22, 2009