Definitions by dotk
producktive
When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
producktive by DOTK January 23, 2014
Boob Tube Baby
A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
Boob Tube Baby by DOTK December 5, 2012
Hellective
Any course but especially a college elective course thought to be "fluff" an easy A...however it turns out to be harder than hell and the student barely passes the course or has to drop it or suffer consequences.
Student 1: Dude, I signed up from Speedeli's basket weaving class.
Student 2: No way!! Speedeli makes you spend three weeks hiking the Appalacian trail looking for raw materials with your bare hands. That class it unreal...totally hellective. You better drop it now while you have a chance.
Another example:
Kelly lost her 4.0 GPA after taking an hellective sculpture class taught by Mr. Biggums.
Student 2: No way!! Speedeli makes you spend three weeks hiking the Appalacian trail looking for raw materials with your bare hands. That class it unreal...totally hellective. You better drop it now while you have a chance.
Another example:
Kelly lost her 4.0 GPA after taking an hellective sculpture class taught by Mr. Biggums.
Hellective by DOTK September 24, 2012
Metrofied
When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.
Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
Go All Scientology
To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.
Go All Scientology by DOTK April 5, 2012
Great For You
Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
Great For You by DOTK March 18, 2012