dotk's definitions

Reverse PMS

If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.

Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."

John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."

by DOTK December 16, 2011

Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.

Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.

by DOTK October 28, 2009

Predar

Internal sense for locating and protecting oneself from sexual predators, akin to the gaydar for finding gay people.

Mike asked Sue out but she said no and it turns out that Mike date-raped his last girlfriend. Sue has an excellent predar.

Two girls are in a bar- one says to the other, "see that hot guy at the end of the bar staring at us?" Other girl says, "No way- he makes my predar go off! He's a creep."

by dotk October 7, 2010

Hoss'em

Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.

Girl 1: How do you like my new vintage Members Jacket?

Girl 2: Hoss'em!

by dotk January 18, 2012

Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.

Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.

by DOTK April 5, 2012

Shack-In-Law

Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.

I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009