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Hefty Heave Ho

This is when one breaks up with a significant other and gathers all their possessions in a garbage bag...a Hefty and dumps it out on the street.
Are you still dating Mark?

No, I gave him the Hefty heave ho days ago.
by DOTK October 28, 2009
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Metrofied

When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.
Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?

Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
by DOTK July 28, 2012
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Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.
My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.
by DOTK May 22, 2009
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Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.
Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.
by DOTK April 5, 2012
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Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.
Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
by DOTK July 23, 2010
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Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012
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step-mother fucker

A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.
Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.
by DOTK April 1, 2010
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