dotk's definitions

Shack-In-Law

Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.

I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Metrofied

When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.

Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?

Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.

by DOTK July 28, 2012

Party Trooper

A person who will continue to party no mater what obstacles get in the way. The opposite of a party pooper.

Despite massive rains, high cover charges and impending doom, Jimmy continued to look for the next party. He's a real party trooper.

by dotk May 4, 2010

Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.

Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."

by DOTK July 23, 2010

Boob Tube Baby

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.

I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.

by DOTK December 5, 2012

Hellective

Any course but especially a college elective course thought to be "fluff" an easy A...however it turns out to be harder than hell and the student barely passes the course or has to drop it or suffer consequences.

Student 1: Dude, I signed up from Speedeli's basket weaving class.

Student 2: No way!! Speedeli makes you spend three weeks hiking the Appalacian trail looking for raw materials with your bare hands. That class it unreal...totally hellective. You better drop it now while you have a chance.

Another example:

Kelly lost her 4.0 GPA after taking an hellective sculpture class taught by Mr. Biggums.

by DOTK September 24, 2012

Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009