Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.
Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
by DOTK July 23, 2010

A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 05, 2012

Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
by DOTK March 18, 2012

Hoss'em is used in place of the word awesome. It is for when something really is not awesome, but you want the listener to think you are saying awesome.
by dotk January 18, 2012

Internal sense for locating and protecting oneself from sexual predators, akin to the gaydar for finding gay people.
Mike asked Sue out but she said no and it turns out that Mike date-raped his last girlfriend. Sue has an excellent predar.
Two girls are in a bar- one says to the other, "see that hot guy at the end of the bar staring at us?" Other girl says, "No way- he makes my predar go off! He's a creep."
Two girls are in a bar- one says to the other, "see that hot guy at the end of the bar staring at us?" Other girl says, "No way- he makes my predar go off! He's a creep."
by dotk October 07, 2010

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.
by DOTK April 05, 2012

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
by DOTK January 23, 2014
