17 definitions by dotk
When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
by dotk January 23, 2014
If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.
Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
by dotk December 14, 2011
Man 1: I was driving to work today and my brand new Porshe got a flat tire.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
Store Clerk: Great for you.
by dotk February 9, 2012
The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.
President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.
I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.
I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.
by dotk June 10, 2009
Any course but especially a college elective course thought to be "fluff" an easy A...however it turns out to be harder than hell and the student barely passes the course or has to drop it or suffer consequences.
Student 1: Dude, I signed up from Speedeli's basket weaving class.
Student 2: No way!! Speedeli makes you spend three weeks hiking the Appalacian trail looking for raw materials with your bare hands. That class it unreal...totally hellective. You better drop it now while you have a chance.
Another example:
Kelly lost her 4.0 GPA after taking an hellective sculpture class taught by Mr. Biggums.
Student 2: No way!! Speedeli makes you spend three weeks hiking the Appalacian trail looking for raw materials with your bare hands. That class it unreal...totally hellective. You better drop it now while you have a chance.
Another example:
Kelly lost her 4.0 GPA after taking an hellective sculpture class taught by Mr. Biggums.
by dotk April 24, 2012
To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.
by dotk February 14, 2012
Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.
Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
by dotk July 22, 2010