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When you are terrified of your local government and the authority that it weilds with very little checks and balances.
Friend 1: Have you seen Pete lately?
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
Friend 2: He is staying at a hotel because the city government demolished his house. He is pretty metrofied at the moment.
by DOTK July 28, 2012
Get the Metrofied mug.The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.
My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.
by DOTK February 10, 2009
Get the Screwicide mug.A child who is conceived because there was nothing good on TV that night and the parents were bored.
I don't have cable- so my first son is a Boob Tube Baby I blame it on the show "Charles in Charge". My second son was a sponge failure.
by DOTK December 5, 2012
Get the Boob Tube Baby mug.Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.
Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."
by DOTK July 23, 2010
Get the Sadulations mug.If a person who is usually mean the entire month, suddenly is nice for a few days and then goes back to being mean- they may have Reverse PMS.
Danny: "I was walking down the street and Brenda actually spoke and said hello to me. It sort of freaked me out."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
John: "Don't worry, it is just Reverse PMS, she'll go back to being herself in just a few days."
by DOTK December 16, 2011
Get the Reverse PMS mug.Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.
by DOTK April 1, 2010
Get the step-mother fucker mug.When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)
Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.
by DOTK January 23, 2014
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