dotk's definitions

Screwicide

The act of screwing somebody until they die from it. Alternatively, the most enjoyable form of suicide if your goal is to screw until you die.

My husband has been gone on that business trip for so long that when he returns, I'm going to commit justifiable screwicide.

by DOTK February 10, 2009

Shack-In-Law

Name for a person who is not quite a relative- but is living with your relative. For example, when sombody's daughter is living with your son- she is your shack-in-law.

I do not like my shack-in-law, and think my son can do better than that.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Go All Scientology

To go crazy on somebody- especially if you are going to yell at them loudly. Scientologists believe that they can command things around them by using their voice.

Boss: Go yell at that clerk.

Employee: I'll go all Scientology on them.

by DOTK April 5, 2012

Shack-In-The-Box

A person who has a girlfriend/boyfriend in prison or jail for an extended period of time- has a shack-in-the-box.

My mom is spending all weekend at the jail visiting her shack-in-the-box.

by DOTK May 22, 2009

Givernment

The idea that government exists to spend money and/or solve all problems of people, businesses or groups by spending money.

President Obama has really expanded Givernment spending.

I'm waiting for my givernment check to come so that I can score me some sweet crack.

by DOTK June 10, 2009

producktive

When you have a lot of work to do, but avoid doing it by any means necessary. (Inspired by the show Duck Dynasty.)

Willie: Why aren't you people making duck calls?
Si: We're being producktive by making kites to fly outside to attract ducks.

by DOTK January 23, 2014

Sadulations

Sadulations is what you say to somebody who is going through something stressful but good at the same time. It can be said when somebody has gotten a divorce-- you are sad because they have gone through it, but glad because they are out of a bad situation.

Girl 1: "Jack just dumped me!"

Girl 2: "Sadulations...I'm sorry he dumped you, but Jack is a JERK!! Let's celebrate and go clubbing."

by DOTK July 23, 2010