Techniques include hiding out in the bushes of rape victims to "scoop" their competitors, revealing allied war plans on national television, and denouncing anything that does not involve fostering national ignominy or deviance.
Note: "News stories" is in quotes because while journihilists are taught things such as the "I believe in journalism" creed as freshman, they quickly turn on the principles of objectivity and fairness, lest they be marginalized by their peers.
2. A way to shield the midstream media's preferred political candidates from criticism by calling opponents "racist" (see 'Journolist') or deriding ordinary citizens (see 'Anderson Pooper').
Tim Tebow: "Uh, maybe."
Press pool: "Rabble rabble rabble."
Journalist: "Tim Tebow, are you a virgin?"
Tim Tebow: "Yes, I am."
Press pool: (Awkward silence)
2. KOMU: "Take off that flag pin if you want to report here."
Intern: "But they just destroyed the twin towers and flew a plane into the Pentagon."
KOMU: "Gotcha journalism. We gotta keep our image."