11 definitions by doobie

m.f.

abbrev. a "mother fucker"

who is the m.f. who stole my bagel?

by doobie March 23, 2004

blowjob

When a woman kneels so that her head is level with a males penis and she begins to suck it until hot cum is in her mouth, at which point she will spit or swallow.

Bitch, get on your knees and give me a blowjob.

by doobie June 1, 2003

cheesedog

A little boy with a mullet.

Has a voice of a 9 year old.

He hasn't hit puberty yet he's so a cheesedog

by doobie April 1, 2005

penis

Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer

Laura loves to get it in the mouth and in the vagina

by doobie June 3, 2003

Blind Brook High School

The place where 67 juniors went on a their junior class trip in may 2003 to Montreal, and instead of being good little boys and girls they went out to strip clubs, bars, and gambled.

The Junior class of 2003 screwed up any chance of any following grades getting having a class trip.

by doobie June 1, 2003

magnon

someone with a huge damn forehead that overhangs like a balcony. short for cro-magnon man.

that magnon is the missing link between apes and humans.

by doobie March 23, 2004

cockophobe

When a dick is so big that she puts on a face that says you better not put that where i think your gonna put that

When i took out my 13 inch cock Laura had become suddenly cockophobic

by doobie June 1, 2003