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Midwife

Slut that a gentleman bangs between wives.
You know that high class dude ain't gonna keep bangin' that stank ho forever. She's just a midwife.
by doktorj October 26, 2014
mugGet the Midwifemug.

Protection

1. A condom or other contraceptive
2. A gun, knife, or other weapon
3. A form of extortion whereupon the victim agrees to pay his 'protector' not to beat or otherwise harm him. Old school organized crime scam.
4. Clemency from authorities via political or other connections.
1. Before you bang that nasty ho you better have protection.
2. I ain't goin out after dark in this hood without protection.
3. Vinnie hit up the shopkeep for his protection money.
4. "Fuck you, man. I can sell this crack all I want. I got protection."
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
mugGet the Protectionmug.

robin hood dope game

The process of funneling money from the wealthy to the ghetto via drug sales to yuppie children.
Rich cokeheads put food on hungry kids' tables through the robin hood dope game.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
mugGet the robin hood dope gamemug.

good friday speech

Lecture given to underling drug dealer when said employee cannot come up with the consignment money owed to their boss that particular week. Such conditions of underling cash flow shortage can delay the Boss's re-up process and really screw up business, especially when occurring on a Friday.

Speech often begins with: "This ain't a good Friday for you not to be havin my money."
It was time for me to re-up and nigga couldn't pay me for what I fronted him, so I had to give him the Good Friday speech.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
mugGet the good friday speechmug.

pop pop

Verbal version of 'raising the roof'
"I just scored a kilo of that pure. Pop pop!" (Raises roof)
by DoktorJ December 28, 2005
mugGet the pop popmug.

neighbor after neighbor

Marijuana slang:

When the word 'neighbor' is used as a reservation for the second hit of a joint, another person in the circle can optionally call 'neighbor after neighbor', which garuntees him or her the third hit. Some circles even allow 'neighbor after neighbor after neighbor'. This practice can result in very impractical, convoluted rotations which are usually forgotten about halfway through the joint.

Many circles do not honor 'neighbor after neighbor' and it usually has to be argued for. But, if smoking in a large group of people its the best way to get a quicker turn if you forget to call neighbor.

Some smokers opt out of the whole 'neighbor' system and instead adhere fanatically to Bob Marley's advice 'Pass the Dutchie to the Left Hand Side". These people are soulless robots with no imagination.
After Lynn called 'neighbor', Jon called 'neighbor after neighbor', which made him 3rd in rotation, despite the fact that he was way across the room and there were a bunch of people between him and the joint.
by DoktorJ December 16, 2005
mugGet the neighbor after neighbormug.

Bicycle Egotism

The feeling of moral and physical superiority one derives from riding a bicycle instead of driving a car.
Justin felt so good about himself from riding his bike to work all week, he delivered an obnoxious sermon to his co-workers about refusing to contribute to the destruction of the environment and resource wars. And that was when he realized he had bicycle egotism.
by doktorj February 21, 2014
mugGet the Bicycle Egotismmug.

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